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Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#1455
April 29, 2013, 05:36:00 PM
My sinuses are currently producing liquid at a rate of pints per minute. Fuck this stupid cold. The Barry White voice is kinda cool but all the rest is shite  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1456
April 29, 2013, 05:37:47 PM
I'm still hung over.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#1457
April 29, 2013, 05:53:31 PM
I HAVE PROPER BROADBAND!

it takes less than 30 seconds to load a page.

OOh, get me, all bourgois and shit.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1458
April 29, 2013, 06:01:02 PM
WOOHOOOO!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1459
April 29, 2013, 06:07:48 PM
There's a condensed physics course this summer that I really want to take, but I don't know if I can pull it off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sita

#1460
April 29, 2013, 06:11:12 PM
I want the head of whoever thought it was a good idea to keep changing the rules on what I can and can't eat to avoid extended stays on the porcelain throne.
I've already pretty much given up milk I'm not going to fucking give up my chocolate :argh!:
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1461
April 29, 2013, 06:22:29 PM
Quote from: Sita on April 29, 2013, 06:11:12 PM
I want the head of whoever thought it was a good idea to keep changing the rules on what I can and can't eat to avoid extended stays on the porcelain throne.
I've already pretty much given up milk I'm not going to fucking give up my chocolate :argh!:

Have you switched over to no-milk chocolates already?

Sita

#1462
April 29, 2013, 06:35:54 PM
Not sure really. For some reason chocolates are the one thing I don't pay too much attention to the ingredients of.
Today I gave in to having a couple chocolate-caramel squares. Usually it's not a problem. Now it's another thing I have to cross off the list.
I do know that if I have semi-sweet chocolate chips I can have a handful with no problems. For now.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1463
April 29, 2013, 06:45:19 PM
My sister-in-law is allergic to milk protein, so we had to go though the "which chocolates don't suck?" game a lot. Sorry your digestive system's a jerk :(

The Good Reverend Roger

#1464
April 29, 2013, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 29, 2013, 05:53:31 PM
I HAVE PROPER BROADBAND!

it takes less than 30 seconds to load a page.

OOh, get me, all bourgois and shit.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA FORGET YOUR FRIENDS NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL BIG TIME, WILL YOU?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#1465
April 29, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 29, 2013, 05:53:31 PM
I HAVE PROPER BROADBAND!

it takes less than 30 seconds to load a page.

OOh, get me, all bourgois and shit.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA FORGET YOUR FRIENDS NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL BIG TIME, WILL YOU?

I know I will.

Wait.

Wait a minute...

Who are you again?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1466
April 29, 2013, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 29, 2013, 05:53:31 PM
I HAVE PROPER BROADBAND!

it takes less than 30 seconds to load a page.

OOh, get me, all bourgois and shit.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA FORGET YOUR FRIENDS NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL BIG TIME, WILL YOU?

I know I will.

Wait.

Wait a minute...

Who are you again?

I AM THE FLATULENCE IN THE NIGHT.  GAZE UPON ME AND TREMBLE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1467
April 29, 2013, 07:46:32 PM
Annnnnnd the board died.

Oh, well, might write some more LOBB, or maybe go taunt libertariantards.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#1468
April 29, 2013, 07:54:52 PM
I was eating.

It happens.

Though I may need to depart again soon to undertake domestic chores.

It's hard to get true slack past Pixie.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1469
April 29, 2013, 07:55:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 07:54:52 PM
I was eating.

It happens.

Though I may need to depart again soon to undertake domestic chores.

It's hard to get false slack past Pixie.

Eating is no excuse.  I just strap a feed bag on my face and hork down while I say rotten shit to people.  I don't need my mouth to type (though it IS more efficient that way). 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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