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Think you hate Wells Fargo? You don't. Yet.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 09, 2013, 04:43:21 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 09, 2013, 04:43:21 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

McGrupp

#1
March 09, 2013, 04:53:32 AM
I think I just redefined my definition of hatred.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#2
March 09, 2013, 04:57:50 AM
Oh ho the Wellth Fargo wagon ith a
comin' down the thtreet,
I don't know how I'd ever wait to thee...
It could be thumthin'' for thumone who is
No relation, but it could be...
Thumthin' thpecial
Juth fo' me

[drops dead]
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
March 09, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 09, 2013, 04:57:50 AM
Oh ho the Wellth Fargo wagon ith a
comin' down the thtreet,
I don't know how I'd ever wait to thee...
It could be thumthin'' for thumone who is
No relation, but it could be...
Thumthin' thpecial
Juth fo' me

[drops dead]

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aucoq

#4
March 09, 2013, 05:07:31 AM
And that night a bunch of bankers went home depressed. Not because they harassed an innocent man until he died but because the status of the nameless, faceless ID number on their computer screens now read [DECEASED], and they knew they'd never get those thousands of dollars they thought they could steal from him.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Aucoq

#5
March 09, 2013, 05:10:19 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 09, 2013, 04:57:50 AM
Oh ho the Wellth Fargo wagon ith a
comin' down the thtreet,
I don't know how I'd ever wait to thee...
It could be thumthin'' for thumone who is
No relation, but it could be...
Thumthin' thpecial
Juth fo' me

[drops dead]

:lulz:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
March 09, 2013, 05:19:14 AM
And they don't care. It isn't a blip on their radars.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

navkat

#7
March 09, 2013, 06:27:11 AM
QuoteThe night before, L.A. County Superior Court Judge Laura Ellison had indicated that she intended to side with Wells Fargo in a summary judgment.

What?

QuoteWells Fargo spokeswoman Vickee J. Adams expressed sympathy over his death. However, she added that, in light of Judge Ellison's indication that she planned to rule for Wells Fargo, "Given that there was no testimony or evidence to be presented at the hearing, there was no reason for Mr. Delassus to attend, and it is truly unfortunate that he was brought there."

Fucking what?

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#8
March 09, 2013, 08:09:42 AM
"[...] if we do bring a criminal charge — it will have a negative impact on the national economy, perhaps even the world economy."
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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Anna Mae Bollocks

#9
March 09, 2013, 03:06:17 PM
TOO BIG TO FAIL  :bsex:
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Don Coyote

#10
March 09, 2013, 05:00:15 PM
So glad I stopped banking with them

Cain

#11
March 09, 2013, 05:41:34 PM
He was lucky they don't have debtors jails anymore, or Wells Fargo probably would have demanded he be put in one.

No doubt a GEO Group jail (principal financial backer: Wells Fargo).

Eater of Clowns

#12
March 09, 2013, 06:21:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2013, 05:41:34 PM
He was lucky they don't have debtors jails anymore, or Wells Fargo probably would have demanded he be put in one.

No doubt a GEO Group jail (principal financial backer: Wells Fargo).

Posthumously.
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

#13
March 09, 2013, 06:43:25 PM
Needs to serve his time.  Be an example to the others.

navkat

#14
March 09, 2013, 10:59:32 PM
I'm stuck with them for the time being due to the fact that they're the only bank around here that has a branch near Lex's dad to make support deposits and because my Veteran's benefits are routed there and switching banks puts a huge delay on their deposits because it has to go through this approval process where they send you confirmation letters and give you an opportunity to object.
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