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[Faust]

Can I be a moderator?

Ok, you're a moderator. What's you're decree?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Wait...


he PM'd the MGT???

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's a good thing this isn't obviously a FB discordian or anything.   

HOLA, MILES HIGH!
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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

well.
someone doesn't pay attention


*cough cough me cough*

[The Good Reverend Roger]

well.
someone doesn't pay attention


*cough cough me cough*

Squiddy, you have just GOT to check out "The Discordian Society" on Facebook.

You'll crap your spleen out, in ragemirth.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I don't know man.
I hate people enough as it is. This might just send me spiraling into one of those rage kill modes.
And being at work, it's all the more easier to light that fuse.

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

No.

They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers.  If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.

If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button.  Drives them fucking batshit.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oh fuck's sake.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

oh fuck's sake.

They are your lawful prey, Squiddy.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

No.

They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers.  If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.

If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button.  Drives them fucking batshit.

Ugh. They sound so charming.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

No.

They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers.  If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.

If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button.  Drives them fucking batshit.

Ugh. They sound so charming.

Yep.  It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.

And I can tell you another thing:  Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.

And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.

This is 169% guaranteed.  We can't help ourselves.  Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

No.

They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers.  If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.

If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button.  Drives them fucking batshit.

Ugh. They sound so charming.

Yep.  It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.

And I can tell you another thing:  Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.

And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.

This is 169% guaranteed.  We can't help ourselves.  Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.

Hur hur! That'll learn 'em good! Comin' here and muckin' up our board! We'll muck it up even WORSE just to show 'em we don't care none, hur hur hur!

Or something.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

No.

They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers.  If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.

If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button.  Drives them fucking batshit.

Ugh. They sound so charming.

Yep.  It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.

And I can tell you another thing:  Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.

And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.

This is 169% guaranteed.  We can't help ourselves.  Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.

Hur hur! That'll learn 'em good! Comin' here and muckin' up our board! We'll muck it up even WORSE just to show 'em we don't care none, hur hur hur!

Or something.

Yep.  When people line up to tell idiots that they're idiots, it becomes really hard to tell who's who.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

No.

They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers.  If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.

If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button.  Drives them fucking batshit.

Ugh. They sound so charming.

Yep.  It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.

And I can tell you another thing:  Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.

And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.

This is 169% guaranteed.  We can't help ourselves.  Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.

Hur hur! That'll learn 'em good! Comin' here and muckin' up our board! We'll muck it up even WORSE just to show 'em we don't care none, hur hur hur!

Or something.

Yep.  When people line up to tell idiots that they're idiots, it becomes really hard to tell who's who.

I'm sure. This is part of the reason I never got into the Facebook thing or have an account.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm sure. This is part of the reason I never got into the Facebook thing or have an account.

We do just fine right here, each and every time a troll wanders in.

Just saying.