Hey, Kai, consider THIS possibility.

[President Television]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

Q: How do you confuse a Newfie?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

Fucking mainlander.   

A Newfie walks into a store and asks for a quart of milk. Nobody understands him through his thick Newfoundland accent, so he decides that he's finally had enough and he's going to take speech therapy lessons. He goes through six months of speech therapy and when he graduates, he goes back to the store. This time, in clear, perfect English, he says "I'd like to  buy a quart of milk, please." The lady at the counter stares at him. He's in a Canadian Tire.

You're going to pay for all of this, you realize.

I've got nothing to fear. A fishing skiff will never make it out here from Arizona.

[Doktor Howl]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

Q: How do you confuse a Newfie?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

Fucking mainlander.   

A Newfie walks into a store and asks for a quart of milk. Nobody understands him through his thick Newfoundland accent, so he decides that he's finally had enough and he's going to take speech therapy lessons. He goes through six months of speech therapy and when he graduates, he goes back to the store. This time, in clear, perfect English, he says "I'd like to  buy a quart of milk, please." The lady at the counter stares at him. He's in a Canadian Tire.

You're going to pay for all of this, you realize.

I've got nothing to fear. A fishing skiff will never make it out here from Arizona.

That's just what the Providence spags thought.

[President Television]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

Q: How do you confuse a Newfie?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

Fucking mainlander.   

A Newfie walks into a store and asks for a quart of milk. Nobody understands him through his thick Newfoundland accent, so he decides that he's finally had enough and he's going to take speech therapy lessons. He goes through six months of speech therapy and when he graduates, he goes back to the store. This time, in clear, perfect English, he says "I'd like to  buy a quart of milk, please." The lady at the counter stares at him. He's in a Canadian Tire.

You're going to pay for all of this, you realize.

I've got nothing to fear. A fishing skiff will never make it out here from Arizona.

That's just what the Providence spags thought.

It must be hard to find fish over there. How does it feel to be away from the source of your codly power?

[Doktor Howl]

It must be hard to find fish over there. How does it feel to be away from the source of your codly power?

So awful I have to get all laid and shit to forget.

[President Television]

It must be hard to find fish over there. How does it feel to be away from the source of your codly power?

So awful I have to get all laid and shit to forget.

I HAVE PAID THE PRICE

HE TOLD ME, DOG
HE WARNED ME ABOUT NEWFIE JOKES BRO

[Doktor Howl]

It must be hard to find fish over there. How does it feel to be away from the source of your codly power?

So awful I have to get all laid and shit to forget.

I HAVE PAID THE PRICE

HE TOLD ME, DOG
HE WARNED ME ABOUT NEWFIE JOKES BRO

Oh, yeah.  Just picture it.  A 41 year old in full rut, wearing nothing but engineer boots, a stetson, and 62 pounds of back hair, running down the street, screaming his mating cry at about 100 decibels.  The horror.

[President Television]

It must be hard to find fish over there. How does it feel to be away from the source of your codly power?

So awful I have to get all laid and shit to forget.

I HAVE PAID THE PRICE

HE TOLD ME, DOG
HE WARNED ME ABOUT NEWFIE JOKES BRO

Oh, yeah.  Just picture it.  A 41 year old in full rut, wearing nothing but engineer boots, a stetson, and 62 pounds of back hair, running down the street, screaming his mating cry at about 100 decibels.  The horror.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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