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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 05, 2013, 09:30:38 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 05, 2013, 10:54:43 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 10:53:31 PM
Criminalize being in the country without documentation! Criminalize marijuana! Criminalize bullying! Criminalize debt! Criminalize truancy! Tougher penalties! Zero tolerance! Three strikes! Put 'em all in prison and AMERICA WILL PROSPER!

Just build a wall around the country and aim the machine guns in.

It would be simpler.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
April 05, 2013, 10:54:55 PM
Especially those BLACK ones. Can't have THOSE PEOPLE running around free.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
April 05, 2013, 11:03:09 PM
Given the "choices", yes, machine guns.
PLEASE.  :cry:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Johnny

#18
April 05, 2013, 11:35:36 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2013, 11:41:04 PM by The Johnny
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 10:53:31 PM
Criminalize being in the country without documentation! Criminalize marijuana! Criminalize bullying! Criminalize debt! Criminalize truancy! Tougher penalties! Zero tolerance! Three strikes! Put 'em all in prison and AMERICA WILL PROSPER!

You know, i mentally read all those things in your avatar's purpoted voice and ended up with something like:

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 05, 2013, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 05, 2013, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 10:53:31 PM
Criminalize being in the country without documentation! Criminalize marijuana! Criminalize bullying! Criminalize debt! Criminalize truancy! Tougher penalties! Zero tolerance! Three strikes! Put 'em all in prison and AMERICA WILL PROSPER!

You know, i mentally read all those things in your avatar's purpoted voice and ended up with something like:



Um.

Emote?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

#20
April 05, 2013, 11:49:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2013, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 05, 2013, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 10:53:31 PM
Criminalize being in the country without documentation! Criminalize marijuana! Criminalize bullying! Criminalize debt! Criminalize truancy! Tougher penalties! Zero tolerance! Three strikes! Put 'em all in prison and AMERICA WILL PROSPER!

You know, i mentally read all those things in your avatar's purpoted voice and ended up with something like:



Um.

Emote?

Im not sure how the word is spelled, and the lower text should be lower, so maybe someone with better skills should fix it, my attempts were done here:

http://www.troll.me/meme/x-all-the-things
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
April 06, 2013, 12:10:16 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 05, 2013, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 10:53:31 PM
Criminalize being in the country without documentation! Criminalize marijuana! Criminalize bullying! Criminalize debt! Criminalize truancy! Tougher penalties! Zero tolerance! Three strikes! Put 'em all in prison and AMERICA WILL PROSPER!

You know, i mentally read all those things in your avatar's purpoted voice and ended up with something like:



:lulz: Brilliant!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#22
April 06, 2013, 12:56:32 AM
Emote worthy, indeed.

And I kind of like the borked spelling. It fits the mindset.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
April 06, 2013, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 05, 2013, 11:49:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2013, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 05, 2013, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 10:53:31 PM
Criminalize being in the country without documentation! Criminalize marijuana! Criminalize bullying! Criminalize debt! Criminalize truancy! Tougher penalties! Zero tolerance! Three strikes! Put 'em all in prison and AMERICA WILL PROSPER!

You know, i mentally read all those things in your avatar's purpoted voice and ended up with something like:



Um.

Emote?

Im not sure how the word is spelled, and the lower text should be lower, so maybe someone with better skills should fix it, my attempts were done here:

http://www.troll.me/meme/x-all-the-things

I sort of like the original.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#24
April 06, 2013, 12:39:56 PM
Niiiice one.
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Junkenstein

#25
April 06, 2013, 01:06:03 PM
Well that looks like the next election slogan.

I guess it's only a matter of time now until it becomes recursive and we must criminalise criminalising things.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Ben Shapiro

#26
April 14, 2013, 12:18:03 AM
I WISH I COULD HUG NIGEL FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD!

navkat

#27
April 14, 2013, 12:44:07 AM
Good! Keep 'em all in jail! More jobs and resources for ME. HAHAHAHAHA!
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
April 14, 2013, 01:20:25 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on April 14, 2013, 12:18:03 AM
I WISH I COULD HUG NIGEL FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD!

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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