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Started by Cuddlefish, April 07, 2013, 04:26:03 PM

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Cuddlefish

S'more:

Gojira's "man from texas"



LMNO's "bad signal"



and Waffle's " a brave new world"



Now, the following is TGRR's piece entitled "the learning man and other myths"
I decided to make it look sort of like a high-school paper, but this page is not finished; I want to hand write a 'grade' and 'teacher's comments' at the bottom, but I can't think of anything funny/poignant enough. Some help, yeah?

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

Someone other than myself should do it.
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 25, 2013, 07:13:40 PM

Now, the following is TGRR's piece entitled "the learning man and other myths"
I decided to make it look sort of like a high-school paper, but this page is not finished; I want to hand write a 'grade' and 'teacher's comments' at the bottom, but I can't think of anything funny/poignant enough. Some help, yeah?

"Unacceptable. See me after class; bring 'the stuff.'  A+"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I need to re-read it, but I'll try to come up with something. Gotta head to class right now, though.
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Cuddlefish

#49
Also, a quick 'where are we now/where are we heading'

I have about fifteen pages of content left to do. As of late, I've been doing around two to five pages per session, and doing about two to four sessions a week. That said, all the actual content pages will be done soon.

Things left other than pages with content:

Contents page: This will be finished last, once I know exactly what the order layout is going to be. I figure the table of contents can also double as the attribution page. If that's a bad idea, someone let me know

Front/Back cover: This will require a (preferably) full-color piece of artwork. I can add the title text myself, but perhaps someone else should write the back cover blurbs? That said, Nigel mentioned someone to do the art, not sure if she has spoken with her yet about it.

Legal: Seriously, I'm not doing this. The copy of the Chao Te Ching that I have has a legal statement that seems very specific to the Chao Te Ching, and I wouldn't even know where to start rewriting it to make it relevant to BIP2013.

So, in short, things I need from other people: A piece of original art that matches the themes set in the pages for use as covers, and a good legal-type statement for the title page. When will I need them? Within a few weeks, if possible, as to not slow down production any more than it has been.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Cuddlefish

And, basically, after that all I need to do is meet up with my newspaper friend and scan all these bad boys into one awesome PDF. I'm figuring I'll host the final copy on Scribd.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:

Write the back cover. That should be hilarious scary and awesome.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 25, 2013, 07:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:

Write the back cover. That should be hilarious scary and awesome.

Wanted the intro or foreword.  :(

Okay, back cover it is.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 25, 2013, 07:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:

Write the back cover. That should be hilarious scary and awesome.

Wanted the intro or foreword.  :(

Okay, back cover it is.

Thing is, we already have an intro, a forward, and an outro. Don' be sad. Back cover is the first thing people read, anyway.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:41:29 PM
How many words?

Doesn't have to be huge. If you can keep it to a single page of whatever spacing and font size, that would be ideal.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 25, 2013, 07:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:

Write the back cover. That should be hilarious scary and awesome.

Wanted the intro or foreword.  :(

Okay, back cover it is.

Y'know, now that I'm thinking about it, there's no rule saying we can't have multiple intro's and forwards and whatnot. And, even if there was, who would give a crap? I say write an intro if you want. Still want that back cover text though, too.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 26, 2013, 12:08:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 25, 2013, 07:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:

Write the back cover. That should be hilarious scary and awesome.

Wanted the intro or foreword.  :(

Okay, back cover it is.

Y'know, now that I'm thinking about it, there's no rule saying we can't have multiple intro's and forwards and whatnot. And, even if there was, who would give a crap? I say write an intro if you want. Still want that back cover text though, too.

Okay.  Give me two days.

AND HOW MANY FUCKING WORDS ON THE BACK?  I NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT, YOU GODDAMN EAST COAST WHOREHOPPING DACTYL-FUCKER.
Molon Lube

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2013, 12:11:25 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 26, 2013, 12:08:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 25, 2013, 07:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:

Write the back cover. That should be hilarious scary and awesome.

Wanted the intro or foreword.  :(

Okay, back cover it is.

Y'know, now that I'm thinking about it, there's no rule saying we can't have multiple intro's and forwards and whatnot. And, even if there was, who would give a crap? I say write an intro if you want. Still want that back cover text though, too.

Okay.  Give me two days.

AND HOW MANY FUCKING WORDS ON THE BACK?  I NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT, YOU GODDAMN EAST COAST WHOREHOPPING DACTYL-FUCKER.

As long as it can fit on a single page, it can be as many words as you'd like. But, best to keep it to two or three short paragraphs, I would think.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2013, 12:11:25 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 26, 2013, 12:08:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 25, 2013, 07:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
I can also write an introduction.   :lulz:

Write the back cover. That should be hilarious scary and awesome.

Wanted the intro or foreword.  :(

Okay, back cover it is.

Y'know, now that I'm thinking about it, there's no rule saying we can't have multiple intro's and forwards and whatnot. And, even if there was, who would give a crap? I say write an intro if you want. Still want that back cover text though, too.

Okay.  Give me two days.

AND HOW MANY FUCKING WORDS ON THE BACK?  I NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT, YOU GODDAMN EAST COAST WHOREHOPPING DACTYL-FUCKER.

Well he did say one page of whatever spaced whatever font. They're typically two or three paragraphs. 250 - 400 words-ish. Unless you're writing a mini-essay type deal and then it can go as as high as the font is tiny. :P
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