Women: An Important Announcement Concerning Men and Their Behavior

[P3nT4gR4m]

I see mind games all the time, from basic primate posturing to Machiavellian convoluted shit. Hell I'll mindfuck some plank if it suits my purposes but, if I have any kind of respect for you, if I like you even a little bit, that shit is off the table. If you want to try it on me then you'll lose both of those things, rapid.

[Luna]

Been wanting to respond to this all day, but trying to type on the Derp-phone was making me cross-eyed, and if the quotes get longer than the window is long, it refuses to scroll.   

Roger, you may not know this because you are an awesomely stand-up guy, with principles, and you don't take peoples shit, but there are so many guys out there who don't have their heads on straight.

There are many guys out there who have no idea what they are thinking at all, and in an effort to take control will shit all over you in ways that are as passive as they are confusing. Many guys out there like to play head games, and lead you on, and fuck with your head until you are screaming and then they ask hurt, betrayed, why you are screaming.

But women do that too...

Maybe its me. 

None of these things contradict anything I've said.

We are precisely as we appear to be if you look at us the way we behave, not the way you'd like us to be.

The trouble, for me, starts when some asshole (Yes, I'm thinking of the NYEX, specifically) decides that he KNOWS the way he's planning to behave will get him the sort of ass-kicking he richly deserves, and decides to sneak around, lie, and otherwise conceal the fact that he's being a douchebag.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Whether Roger's right or not, I might as well give up because I'm never going to understand them either way.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Whether Roger's right or not, I might as well give up because I'm never going to understand them either way.

Imagine the sound of NO hands clapping.

Then add some static, maybe a bit of feedback.

There you go.  That's inside our heads.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

For educational purposes, I have developed a simple -- however incomplete -- guide to this topic.




Source: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1715856/pd/average%20male.pdf

[Luna]

Whether Roger's right or not, I might as well give up because I'm never going to understand them either way.

I don't understand my cats, either.  (It's three in the morning, why the FUCK are they tearing around the apartment like their tails are on fire while I'm trying to SLEEP, for example.)

I make allowances for the fact that their brains are the size of walnuts, that they haven't the foggiest clue why I'm mad when they scarf an entire bowl of food and then hurl on the couch (again!), and that they are incapable of changing their own goddamned litter box, and we get along just fine.

Might be pretty much the same theory, actually...

[P3nT4gR4m]

For educational purposes, I have developed a simple -- however incomplete -- guide to this topic.




Source: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1715856/pd/average%20male.pdf

This is full or win and troof!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Whether Roger's right or not, I might as well give up because I'm never going to understand them either way.

Imagine the sound of NO hands clapping.

Then add some static, maybe a bit of feedback.

There you go.  That's inside our heads.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm getting some discrepancy between the well-thought-out, complex stuff I see guys doing all over the place, including this board, and the Brain Full Of Static Rule. But the BFOSR may well apply to interactions with people you guys are actually banging.

OMG EVERY TIME I DID TEH SECKS I KILLED A BRAIN

[Luna]

OMG EVERY TIME I DID TEH SECKS I KILLED A BRAIN

This made me make giggle.  A lot.