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Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 10, 2013, 05:59:21 PM

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#30
April 10, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
Lube me down and Holytm me up, Holytm Man!
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#31
April 10, 2013, 07:04:51 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 10, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
Lube me down and Holytm me up, Holytm Man!

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#32
April 10, 2013, 07:07:16 PM
This whole batch is PARTICULARLY EXTRA HOLY.  :fap:
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#33
April 10, 2013, 08:00:19 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 07:07:16 PM
This whole batch is PARTICULARLY EXTRA HOLY.  :fap:

I shudder to think what kind of ungodly, Lovecraftian fluids had to seep forth from the depths of which unimaginable orifices in order for this to be the case!

When I say "shudder" it's this kind of shudder  :fap:

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#34
April 11, 2013, 06:23:46 AM
I love these Holy Names™ threads!  Bless me, Father, for I want to sin.
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#35
April 11, 2013, 06:40:03 AM
I'm down for a fresh and minty bit of HolyTM in my morning cup of WTF.
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#36
April 11, 2013, 04:56:07 PM
HOOK ME UP, HOLY MAN!
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#37
April 11, 2013, 05:45:37 PM
Out of curiosity, are Holy Namestm based on anything?

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#38
April 11, 2013, 10:01:21 PM
My holiness could use a refill
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#39
April 12, 2013, 04:23:14 AM
I don't have one, so would be nifty.
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#40
April 12, 2013, 04:08:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 11, 2013, 06:40:03 AM
I'm down for a fresh and minty bit of HolyTM in my morning cup of WTF.

Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
April 12, 2013, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on April 11, 2013, 06:23:46 AM
I love these Holy Names™ threads!  Bless me, Father, for I want to sin.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
April 12, 2013, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 11, 2013, 04:56:07 PM
HOOK ME UP, HOLY MAN!

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
April 12, 2013, 04:12:41 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 11, 2013, 05:45:37 PM
Out of curiosity, are Holy Namestm based on anything?

Yes.  They are based on the thin veneer of grey mush that coats the inside of my skull.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
April 12, 2013, 04:14:59 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 11, 2013, 10:01:21 PM
My holiness could use a refill

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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