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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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Suu

#75
April 15, 2013, 07:55:14 PM
I KNOW THAT STARBUCKS THEY'RE AT.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fucking Larghetto. Gah. A wretch hive of scum of villainy between Detroit Souf and Scifag City. This shit makes me fear for my sister's life every. fucking. day. Then I remember she has a LTC and a 3rd Dan, sooo...
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navkat

#76
April 15, 2013, 08:11:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 15, 2013, 07:55:14 PM
I KNOW THAT STARBUCKS THEY'RE AT.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fucking Larghetto. Gah. A wretch hive of scum of villainy between Detroit Souf and Scifag City. This shit makes me fear for my sister's life every. fucking. day. Then I remember she has a LTC and a 3rd Dan, sooo...

Tell her to stay away fro Jacobear the peah-dough.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#77
April 16, 2013, 12:09:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 15, 2013, 07:55:14 PM
I KNOW T% of cases in the UK.HAT STARBUCKS THEY'RE AT.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fucking Larghetto. Gah. A wretch hive of scum of villainy between Detroit Souf and Scifag City. This shit makes me fear for my sister's life every. fucking. day. Then I remember she has a LTC and a 3rd Dan, sooo...

Statistically speaking, most rapes and sexual assaults are from people known to the person assaulted. I think rape by stranger is 9% of cases in the UK. Not sure about US stats on this, but I know it's a similar story.

navkat

#78
April 16, 2013, 01:41:09 AM
Yeah but almost ALL the creepy child-snatcher and serial killer shit happens to strangers.

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
April 16, 2013, 01:43:40 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 16, 2013, 01:41:09 AM
Yeah but almost ALL the creepy child-snatcher and serial killer shit happens to strangers.

Link?
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LMNO

#80
April 16, 2013, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 16, 2013, 01:41:09 AM
Yeah but almost ALL the creepy child-snatcher and serial killer shit THAT IS REPORTED BY THE MEDIA happens to strangers.

Fixt.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#81
April 16, 2013, 02:14:31 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2013, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 16, 2013, 01:41:09 AM
Yeah but almost ALL the creepy child-snatcher and serial killer shit THAT IS REPORTED BY THE MEDIA happens to strangers.

Fixt.

THS.

Safer going about your day than at a house party with friends, from the stats I've seen.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#82
April 16, 2013, 02:24:49 AM
http://www.deeppencil.com/rapists-are-not-strangers-hiding-in-the-bushes/

This is an Australian blog, but the pattern in child abuse and sexual offenses is that the majority of perps are someone known to the vic, US, UK.

The scary stranger stuff is scary, and easy to sensationalise, and gets reported more due to the lack of inclination to victim-blame.

Most common perps are ex partners/partners/friends.

I've done a lot of research for campaigns and other activisty stuff.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
April 16, 2013, 03:08:58 AM
Poor Jacobear the predatard. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#84
April 16, 2013, 03:10:43 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2013, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 16, 2013, 01:41:09 AM
Yeah but almost ALL the creepy child-snatcher and serial killer shit THAT IS REPORTED BY THE MEDIA happens to strangers.

Fixt.

Yeah, the reason family and friends are always the first suspects in abductions is because it's almost always perpetrated by family or friends.

Not with serial killers, but those are really really rare.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#85
April 16, 2013, 03:12:19 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 15, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
I just picked up reading in the 200s. These guys have taken the joke to the next level.


...I'm not sure if I want this published in a book or hidden from the world. This is both epic and tragic, horrormirth at it's absolute shining moment in history.

YES.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#86
April 16, 2013, 08:10:18 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#87
April 16, 2013, 08:18:53 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 08:10:18 AM
Whole thread has been summarised in tumblr form

Finally, something I can share with my friends without them going "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Oh wait.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#88
April 16, 2013, 09:08:10 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 16, 2013, 08:18:53 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 08:10:18 AM
Whole thread has been summarised in tumblr form

Finally, something I can share with my friends without them going "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Oh wait.

You just summed up my last couple of days  :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#89
April 16, 2013, 09:13:10 AM
Lost a day reading this.

This guy's phone bill must be FUCKING HUGE.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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