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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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Quote from: Junkenstein on April 16, 2013, 09:13:10 AM
Lost a day reading this.

This guy's phone bill must be FUCKING HUGE.

Yeah but his hospitality expenses are pretty low so it balances out

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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I can't believe it's still going.

This is going to end in tears.
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P3nT4gR4m

Troll has been outed about half a dozen times now. He has a link to the thread and he's still falling for it. That aint dumb, thats special needs.

I'm kinda unsure what I think would happen if he somehow took a real live date home and she refused to put out but I can't rule out something nasty as fuck. However, balance that with what the hell is the chance of him landing a real live date?

He needs help, that's for sure.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
Troll has been outed about half a dozen times now. He has a link to the thread and he's still falling for it. That aint dumb, thats special needs.

I'm kinda unsure what I think would happen if he somehow took a real live date home and she refused to put out but I can't rule out something nasty as fuck. However, balance that with what the hell is the chance of him landing a real live date?

He needs help, that's for sure.

I hope to god he never ends up alone with a girl, because I would put money on him raping her. Desperation and idiocy is a dangerous combination, and the fact that he literally appears to have no idea that normal people don't go from "hello" to "let me commn in ur month" in less than five minutes is a bad bad sign about where his boundaries are.

There's a guy like him, but possibly a little less stupid, at one of the pubs I hang out at sometimes, and he has literally sat down next to me and started inappropriately talking to and touching me, even when I was like "you need to fucking stop that", to the point where I had to have him removed. But he doesn't learn. He really doesn't get it. And I have absolutely no question that he would rape someone if he managed to get alone with a girl, and then not understand why she was upset afterwards. "U still my gf? Thot u like it ruff n that y u fighting me."

Predatards just don't get it. That's why they're dangerous. There is absolutely no way this guy is ever going to learn his lesson, because he has no concept of where the boundaries lie and what appropriate behavior is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

This guy is totally freaking dangerous.  The fact that he's local to my family (granted, sex offenders are everywhere.) also bothers me.  It's odd when shit literally hits close to home.


...I still can't stop reading.  :kingmeh:
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Suu

On the Tumblr and catching up on pics.

:vom:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I love that I posted this site here. I knew you spags would appreciate it.
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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 16, 2013, 04:39:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
Troll has been outed about half a dozen times now. He has a link to the thread and he's still falling for it. That aint dumb, thats special needs.

I'm kinda unsure what I think would happen if he somehow took a real live date home and she refused to put out but I can't rule out something nasty as fuck. However, balance that with what the hell is the chance of him landing a real live date?

He needs help, that's for sure.

I hope to god he never ends up alone with a girl, because I would put money on him raping her. Desperation and idiocy is a dangerous combination, and the fact that he literally appears to have no idea that normal people don't go from "hello" to "let me commn in ur month" in less than five minutes is a bad bad sign about where his boundaries are.

There's a guy like him, but possibly a little less stupid, at one of the pubs I hang out at sometimes, and he has literally sat down next to me and started inappropriately talking to and touching me, even when I was like "you need to fucking stop that", to the point where I had to have him removed. But he doesn't learn. He really doesn't get it. And I have absolutely no question that he would rape someone if he managed to get alone with a girl, and then not understand why she was upset afterwards. "U still my gf? Thot u like it ruff n that y u fighting me."

Predatards just don't get it. That's why they're dangerous. There is absolutely no way this guy is ever going to learn his lesson, because he has no concept of where the boundaries lie and what appropriate behavior is.

Somebody could ABSOLUTELY end up at his house, for the same reason people went to Dahmer's house - free drinks and the like. Or imagine some runaway kid who's had nothing to eat for a few days. Not saying this guy is Dahmer but he IS rapey as fuck and even as repulsive as he is, he could still lure people.
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Junkenstein

Someone needs to get Chris Hansen involved in this shit. He's not doing anything anymore right?
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Suu

The way this is spreading, they make just bring back To Catch a Predator.

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

Thread is rapidly approaching two million views. For added meta-hilarity, check out the post pg250 witch hunt for the white knight.

tl/dr: must have been someone from OG or the honda tech forum cos the fact that there's a facebook "share" button at the bottom of the thread and it's a public forum means no one who didn't respond angrily to the troll could have possibly read jacobears number from one of the the pics and texted him for shits and giggles :kingmeh:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Quote from: stelz on April 16, 2013, 06:01:59 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 16, 2013, 04:39:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
Troll has been outed about half a dozen times now. He has a link to the thread and he's still falling for it. That aint dumb, thats special needs.

I'm kinda unsure what I think would happen if he somehow took a real live date home and she refused to put out but I can't rule out something nasty as fuck. However, balance that with what the hell is the chance of him landing a real live date?

He needs help, that's for sure.

I hope to god he never ends up alone with a girl, because I would put money on him raping her. Desperation and idiocy is a dangerous combination, and the fact that he literally appears to have no idea that normal people don't go from "hello" to "let me commn in ur month" in less than five minutes is a bad bad sign about where his boundaries are.

There's a guy like him, but possibly a little less stupid, at one of the pubs I hang out at sometimes, and he has literally sat down next to me and started inappropriately talking to and touching me, even when I was like "you need to fucking stop that", to the point where I had to have him removed. But he doesn't learn. He really doesn't get it. And I have absolutely no question that he would rape someone if he managed to get alone with a girl, and then not understand why she was upset afterwards. "U still my gf? Thot u like it ruff n that y u fighting me."

Predatards just don't get it. That's why they're dangerous. There is absolutely no way this guy is ever going to learn his lesson, because he has no concept of where the boundaries lie and what appropriate behavior is.

Somebody could ABSOLUTELY end up at his house, for the same reason people went to Dahmer's house - free drinks and the like. Or imagine some runaway kid who's had nothing to eat for a few days. Not saying this guy is Dahmer but he IS rapey as fuck and even as repulsive as he is, he could still lure people.

Semi-serious - He's probably already done some actual damage. He seems persistent enough to eventually find someone.

It's probably the unfortunate way that this will go, I really can't read through that lot and not suspect he's an offender of some kind at a minimum and a highly prolific one at the absolute worst. I really hope it's the former/I'm wrong.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

OFUK...
QuoteCan someone give me a quick summary of what went on in this thread? We are being asked to remove it by Largo PD referencing cyber bullying laws, and instead of removing it ASAP and hear the complaints I wanted to let people know ahead of time.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Streisand effect setting: Overdrive

Hilarity awaits
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Suu

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 08:34:59 PM
OFUK...
QuoteCan someone give me a quick summary of what went on in this thread? We are being asked to remove it by Largo PD referencing cyber bullying laws, and instead of removing it ASAP and hear the complaints I wanted to let people know ahead of time.

Fuck.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."