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PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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Salty

DONT NEGATE THE PREMISE WITH OR WITHOUT PEDANTRY.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Poleris on January 03, 2014, 03:36:49 AM
FUCK PRETTY GIRLS.

I WANT A HUMAN WHO SHITS POWER.

You shoulda been in my bathroom the morning after my beer and vindaloo bender.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 03, 2014, 04:16:23 AM
Quote from: Poleris on January 03, 2014, 03:36:49 AM
FUCK PRETTY GIRLS.

I WANT A HUMAN WHO SHITS POWER.

You shoulda been in my bathroom the morning after my beer and vindaloo bender.


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The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I mean, that was pretty powerful, I assure you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

GIVE ME YOUR POWER OR I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Poleris on January 03, 2014, 04:21:12 AM
GIVE ME YOUR POWER OR I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE.

YOU WANT MY SECRETS?

OK. You put a LOT of whole mustard seeds along with a minimum of one jalapeno in the butter when making the vindaloo. Eat three meals of beef and potato vindaloo with basmati rice and get progressively way way way too drunk on the cheapest beer you can find, like maybe PBR and Rainier Pounders.

The next morning, you will find your power.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."