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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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I'm fighting a cold.  A Muay Thai movie is on. Ephedrine and wine are fighting.  The wife is at the gay bar.  I'd sleep, but ephedrine.

Da6s

We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

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There are more nipples in the world than people.

Da6s

We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

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I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Cain

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Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cramulus

Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 12:26:47 PM


Whoever set this up is a genius.

I've gotta wonder how he tested this. It must have taken some serious trial & error to get that can to swing to the right spot. My guess is that the prankster suffered more than the prankee.




But hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, right now, you staring at this gif, that's turning him on.





Now you're the pervert.

Junkenstein

QuoteBut hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, right now, you staring at this gif, that's turning him on.

Now you're the pervert.

In this age, I'd struggle to argue that this is not a distinct possibility. People have been staging "You've been framed" videos for decades so the odds of a kid going out of his way to injure himself to attempt to make a viral video have to be at least 50%.

In cases like "One man one jar" the odds rise significantly to damn near certain.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 03:15:10 PM
QuoteBut hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, Eventually, you staring at this gif, that's turning him on.

Now you're the pervert.

In this age, I'd struggle to argue that this is not a distinct possibility. People have been staging "You've been framed" videos for decades so the odds of a kid going out of his way to injure himself to attempt to make a viral video have to be at least 50%.

In cases like "One man one jar" the odds rise significantly to damn near certain.

No matter what you are doing, and where, somebody is getting off on the idea of you doing whatever you're doing. Maybe not you, specifically -- hopefully they don't know you, and so can't fill in the details -- but someone like you doing what you're doing.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.