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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4860
November 07, 2016, 12:51:21 AM
Who is officiating wedding?

OH NO

BEAR IS OFFICIATING WEDDING!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#4861
November 07, 2016, 03:11:00 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2016, 12:51:21 AM
Who is officiating wedding?

OH NO

BEAR IS OFFICIATING WEDDING!!!

HOW CAN THIS BE?????

Goddess Eris

#4862
November 07, 2016, 03:11:32 PM



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Cain

#4863
November 07, 2016, 04:10:04 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 06, 2016, 11:17:03 PM


Did I mention the wedding I went to over the summer had an owl in it?

The idea was for the owl to fly over with the wedding ring.  In every single rehearsal, this is exactly what it did.

On the day, it did a 90 degree turn away from where it was supposed to go and at full speed faceplanted itself into a window, before falling on the floor behind the seat of the person two rows in front of me.  Because both the bride and the groom and half their friends are vets, we then had a mad crush of people trying to treat the owl, tripping over their dresses or the seats in the rush.

A bear would've been a better option.

P3nT4gR4m

#4864
November 07, 2016, 05:17:53 PM
Sounds like you inadvertently attended the best wedding in recorded history :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Eater of Clowns

#4865
November 08, 2016, 02:43:34 AM Last Edit: November 08, 2016, 02:46:40 AM by Eater of Clowns
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2016, 04:10:04 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 06, 2016, 11:17:03 PM


Did I mention the wedding I went to over the summer had an owl in it?

The idea was for the owl to fly over with the wedding ring.  In every single rehearsal, this is exactly what it did.

On the day, it did a 90 degree turn away from where it was supposed to go and at full speed faceplanted itself into a window, before falling on the floor behind the seat of the person two rows in front of me.  Because both the bride and the groom and half their friends are vets, we then had a mad crush of people trying to treat the owl, tripping over their dresses or the seats in the rush.

A bear would've been a better option.

lowlwut
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4866
November 08, 2016, 02:45:30 AM
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#4867
November 08, 2016, 03:08:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2016, 02:45:30 AM
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:lulz:

I hadn't disabled the signature on the new device yet.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4868
November 08, 2016, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 08, 2016, 03:08:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2016, 02:45:30 AM
Sent from my TRS-80 using tapatalk
:lulz:

I hadn't disabled the signature on the new device yet.

AND THEN EoC WAS A POP TART.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Goddess Eris

#4869
November 08, 2016, 08:19:18 AM
I figured out that the signature could be turned off yesterday but I decided to just leave it on indefinitely because it makes me laugh

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4870
November 08, 2016, 03:54:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2016, 04:10:04 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 06, 2016, 11:17:03 PM


Did I mention the wedding I went to over the summer had an owl in it?

The idea was for the owl to fly over with the wedding ring.  In every single rehearsal, this is exactly what it did.

On the day, it did a 90 degree turn away from where it was supposed to go and at full speed faceplanted itself into a window, before falling on the floor behind the seat of the person two rows in front of me.  Because both the bride and the groom and half their friends are vets, we then had a mad crush of people trying to treat the owl, tripping over their dresses or the seats in the rush.

A bear would've been a better option.

That is amazing.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#4871
November 10, 2016, 10:47:17 AM
Richard Nixon fighting a Saber Tooth Tiger  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Trivial

#4872
November 11, 2016, 06:15:41 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

LMNO

#4873
November 11, 2016, 01:33:32 PM
the Buddha in the helmet is a nice touch.

POFP

#4874
November 12, 2016, 04:18:08 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 11, 2016, 01:33:32 PM
the Buddha in the helmet is a nice touch.

I didn't even notice that  :eek:  :lol:
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