Things go boom

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I work in a chemical plant that is disaster prone.

But we SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY to ensure that our DISASTERS only cost MONEY, and not LIVES, PROPERTY, or HORRIBLE CHEMICAL RELEASES INTO PEOPLES' LIVES.

And I have no fucking sympathy for those that don't.  YOU DO NOT STORE ANHYDROUS AMMONIA NEXT TO NITRATES.  ASSMONKEYS!

1 count of negligent homicide (at least) per dead person, per owner.  No shit.

In a perfect world*.











*Not Texas. Ever. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.

[Eve]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.

But are they letting people leave their houses? 

[Eve]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.

But are they letting people leave their houses? 

Somerville's situation is :checks twitter: "Non-mandatory shelter in place request."

Workers are also encouraged to go home, whatever workers are out there. Taxis in Boston are back in service.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six Dunkins within a mile of my apartment.

Sometimes they're in places you don't normally think of. The one nearest me is across from Tavern At The End Of The World.

[Eve]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.

But are they letting people leave their houses? 

As far as I can tell, they're encouraging people to stay in "if you can" but it's not absolutely mandated.

[Eve]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six Dunkins within a mile of my apartment.

Sometimes they're in places you don't normally think of. The one nearest me is across from Tavern At The End Of The World.

Good call. Looks like there's one in St. E's, right down the street.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Coffee does sound kinda good....

[AFK]

My local Wal-Mart was just evacuated due to a bomb threat.

[Bu🤠ns]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

AFAIK there's mostly ALWAYS a Dunkins within walking distance from any point on the map...except Iowa

[Suu]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

I was about to say...I almost felt disappointment in Boston, letting Providence beat their Dunkin per capita quota.

-Suu
Can walk to at least 7 Dunkins from her house easily, and 2 more in desperation. Plus 2 Starbucks, a HoneyDew, and 3 places to get NYS hot weiners.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I work in a chemical plant that is disaster prone.

But we SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY to ensure that our DISASTERS only cost MONEY, and not LIVES, PROPERTY, or HORRIBLE CHEMICAL RELEASES INTO PEOPLES' LIVES.

And I have no fucking sympathy for those that don't.  YOU DO NOT STORE ANHYDROUS AMMONIA NEXT TO NITRATES.  ASSMONKEYS!

1 count of negligent homicide (at least) per dead person, per owner.  No shit.

In a perfect world*.











*Not Texas. Ever. 

This is the 21st century.  Sequestering chemicals is a known science.

But, again, Texas.  Anything post-1904 is hippie shit.