alright PD, I need your halps.

[Cain]

An easier version of the "no" tactic would be having this ready on your phone whenever she is around, and playing it when she tries to speak.

If she tries to speak once it is done, just replay it until she gets the message.

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

[P3nT4gR4m]

pinch her mobile when she's not looking and text "my body is ready. I'll let you cumm in my month" to 7274924110 then stick it back in her handbag

okay, I'll admit it, this is becoming an obesssion 

[Suu]

pinch her mobile when she's not looking and text "my body is ready. I'll let you cumm in my month" to 7274924110 then stick it back in her handbag

okay, I'll admit it, this is becoming an obesssion 

I've created a monster!

[P3nT4gR4m]

u my gf now? 

[Suu]

can i cumm in ur month?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I AM SERIOUS. I WILL DO THAT!!

[Suu]

LOVE NIGER THE BETTER.

[Sano]

This is an accurate description of 90% of my classes at the university. The solution that seems to be in place for decades now there is to simply exclude them of any meaningful discussion and/or not socialize too much with them. The less people they have who would even consider listening to their ideas the more wary they are to share them with professors. At least it works (kind of) here.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The solution is simple.

The next time she pulls this shit, use a loud "No." Repeat in volume and utter no other words. Communication is futile, do not bother to attempt.

When she's eventually shut up (Persistent idiots may last up to 15 "NO." I've never had to get past 20) indicate the teacher to continue.

This is also good.

I like this one. I am also going to be dropping a piece of Illuminati "literature" on her desk, as I always get to class before she does.

If you're feeling especially brutal, I have found that saying "See?  This is why nobody likes your ass."  is usually effective.

That usually works for a couple of days, at least.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would definitely complain to the head of the department. If a student is disruptive to the point where it is impeding other students learning, they should be removed from the class.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

TBH, she sounds like she's got some mental illness going on.

[Bu🤠ns]

An easier version of the "no" tactic would be having this ready on your phone whenever she is around, and playing it when she tries to speak.

If she tries to speak once it is done, just replay it until she gets the message.

[Suu]

Oh, btw, my professor basically told her to STFU.

He couldn't get a word in, and when she shouted, "I HAVE A QUESTION!"

He responded, "What is it NOW? How many angels can dance on a pinhead?!"

The class lost it. If she interrupts me during my oral report on Tuesday, I am going to tell her to can it. I did tell the department chair, she said that she's aware of who it is, but apparently, she's a big time donor. Some crazy old coot who has too much money and decided to go back to school in her 70s. I'm pretty sure I had to deal with her before in the financial aid department a few years ago if my memory serves. She expected a full ride for being elderly and an A-B student from high school back in the Dark Ages, so she can't be THAT rich...or just greedy.