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Started by Suu, April 16, 2013, 09:32:17 PM

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Suu

April 16, 2013, 09:32:17 PM
There's this obnoxious know-it-all in my history class tonight.

I already yelled at her once. The professor TRIES to control her, and can't. She starts to talk to herself when she's cut off and keeps going. The entire class has had it.

Yes, she's an older woman, and if it wasn't for the fact she was uncontrollable and incorrect 99.9% of the time, I wouldn't care. I'm a fan of non-traditional students, but this hen is batshit to the max.

Here she is, trying to tell my professor that the Magna Carta was King John being tried by a jury of his own peers. Yes, this is also the same woman who said that there were no boats in the Middle Ages.

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The semester is almost over, and I feel like I've gained nothing from this course except how to drink a couple glasses of wine before hand as anger management.

How do I get her to SHUT THE FUCK UP by not undermining my professor, and not sending her to the hospital? I've walked out of this class twice already because of her.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#1
April 16, 2013, 09:35:35 PM
Perhaps you go old school.


It's been a long time since anyone used the Turkey Curse...

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
April 16, 2013, 09:36:15 PM
You can tell her "Shut up and let the professor teach.  Thanks."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#3
April 16, 2013, 09:41:18 PM
Acid + coffee = peace offering  :evil:

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#4
April 16, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
Unimportantly, I am puzzled as to who would be a king's "peer".   :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#5
April 16, 2013, 09:42:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:36:15 PM
You can tell her "Shut up and let the professor teach.  Thanks."
I tried that like the 2nd class in when she interrupted me. I should have just dropped when I had the chance.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 16, 2013, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2013, 09:42:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:36:15 PM
You can tell her "Shut up and let the professor teach.  Thanks."
I tried that like the 2nd class in when she interrupted me. I should have just dropped when I had the chance.

Complain to the dean.  You paid for the professor to teach, and the professor isn't being allowed to teach.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#7
April 16, 2013, 09:45:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2013, 09:42:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:36:15 PM
You can tell her "Shut up and let the professor teach.  Thanks."
I tried that like the 2nd class in when she interrupted me. I should have just dropped when I had the chance.

Complain to the dean.  You paid for the professor to teach, and the professor isn't being allowed to teach.

I'm letting the department chair know this week when I go in for advising.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
Unimportantly, I am puzzled as to who would be a king's "peer".   :?

I think that was my professor's bewilderment as well. I wish I could have gotten her on vid the day she went off on an anti-Islam tangent.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Junkenstein

#8
April 16, 2013, 09:46:49 PM
The solution is simple.

The next time she pulls this shit, use a loud "No." Repeat in volume and utter no other words. Communication is futile, do not bother to attempt.

When she's eventually shut up (Persistent idiots may last up to 15 "NO." I've never had to get past 20) indicate the teacher to continue.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 16, 2013, 09:47:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 16, 2013, 09:46:49 PM
The solution is simple.

The next time she pulls this shit, use a loud "No." Repeat in volume and utter no other words. Communication is futile, do not bother to attempt.

When she's eventually shut up (Persistent idiots may last up to 15 "NO." I've never had to get past 20) indicate the teacher to continue.

This is also good.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
April 16, 2013, 09:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:47:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 16, 2013, 09:46:49 PM
The solution is simple.

The next time she pulls this shit, use a loud "No." Repeat in volume and utter no other words. Communication is futile, do not bother to attempt.

When she's eventually shut up (Persistent idiots may last up to 15 "NO." I've never had to get past 20) indicate the teacher to continue.

This is also good.

I concur, and may save this one for myself.
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Suu

#11
April 16, 2013, 09:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:47:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 16, 2013, 09:46:49 PM
The solution is simple.

The next time she pulls this shit, use a loud "No." Repeat in volume and utter no other words. Communication is futile, do not bother to attempt.

When she's eventually shut up (Persistent idiots may last up to 15 "NO." I've never had to get past 20) indicate the teacher to continue.

This is also good.

I like this one. I am also going to be dropping a piece of Illuminati "literature" on her desk, as I always get to class before she does.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Junkenstein

#12
April 16, 2013, 09:58:08 PM
I promise you, it feels great.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
April 16, 2013, 09:58:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2013, 09:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:47:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 16, 2013, 09:46:49 PM
The solution is simple.

The next time she pulls this shit, use a loud "No." Repeat in volume and utter no other words. Communication is futile, do not bother to attempt.

When she's eventually shut up (Persistent idiots may last up to 15 "NO." I've never had to get past 20) indicate the teacher to continue.

This is also good.

I like this one. I am also going to be dropping a piece of Illuminati "literature" on her desk, as I always get to class before she does.

If you're feeling especially brutal, I have found that saying "See?  This is why nobody likes your ass."  is usually effective.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#14
April 16, 2013, 10:05:45 PM
I like the "no" approach. 
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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