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A Demonstration of Learned Behavior, in Allegorical Form

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 17, 2013, 02:44:10 AM

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Faust

1) Never give up trying, unless you get set on fire one time which is the only exception.

2) Crack-heads have a healing touch that allows you to fight on for days at a time though your body is mortally wounded in between.

3) Roger knew he would have won the fourth time, there was no need to humiliate them by actualising that truth.
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1. Learning can be painful
2. and repetitive
3. especially for Roger.
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Quote from: Faust on April 17, 2013, 10:00:47 AM
3) Roger knew he would have won the fourth time, there was no need to humiliate them by actualising that truth.

This right here is the correct answer. I JUST KNOW IT.
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Quote from: Net on April 17, 2013, 10:38:52 AM
1. Learning can be painful
2. and repetitive
3. especially for Roger.

DING

1.  Learning is painful.
2.  Not learning is MORE painful.
3.  That pain can be administered in many ways.

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There's another thing Roger should have learned which may have been overlooked:

DO NEVER attempt to get between ECH and his drink.
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Quote from: Balls Wellington on April 17, 2013, 09:03:58 PM
There's another thing Roger should have learned which may have been overlooked:

DO NEVER attempt to get between ECH and his drink.

We can just shorten that to:

:hustle:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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