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ROGER IS IN CHARGE OF MY LOVE LIFE ITT

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2013, 10:11:07 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 20, 2013, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2013, 05:25:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:14:27 AM
I shall be in my office tomorrow, ON SATURDAY.  I shall harness the rage and hate of being in my office ON SATURDAY, and write appropriate responses.

Gee, Roger, you must be a Good American and Truly Dedicated to Your Job to go to work on a Saturday!

Well, no.  It's more that A) I'm on salary, and B)  Confined space entry requires that I be on site.

And, you know, MAD SCIENCE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#16
April 20, 2013, 05:50:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:11:03 AM
nicepeeps says: 4u

Quotehello,

my name is rich..my friends call me rich..and my enemies call me dick ...its all good...smiling..

great pictures..love the energy you have for the beauty of life's simple offerings.. but are you really into outdoors?..love it...

I realize I can be a little over wealming at first glance...my shear size and muscles are amazing...hahaha....just asking for to be a friend first..ok is kissing ok..smiling ...just looking for a partner of friendship that will become a partner of life to explore everything this environment has to offer ... but asking for you to get to really know me and you will see how great my shuffleboard skills are before not considering me.....hahaha

have a great day

cheers
rich

Admiral Ackbar says it's a trap. This dude sounds like he's a few bricks shy of a picnic.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
April 20, 2013, 06:02:23 AM
Iiii do not even understand this... the guy I sent that to wants to be my text buddy now.

:?

Roger's feminine wiles work so much better than my own.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#18
April 20, 2013, 06:03:23 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:02:23 AM
Iiii do not even understand this... the guy I sent that to wants to be my text buddy now.

:?

Roger's feminine wiles work so much better than my own.

. . . maybe they smell like cat pee?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 20, 2013, 06:03:34 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:02:23 AM
Iiii do not even understand this... the guy I sent that to wants to be my text buddy now.

:?

Roger's feminine wiles work so much better than my own.

I'M
A MODEL
YOU KNOW
WHAT I
MEAN?
AND I DO
MY LITTLE
TURN ON
THE CATWALK
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
April 20, 2013, 06:05:21 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:50:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:11:03 AM
nicepeeps says: 4u

Quotehello,

my name is rich..my friends call me rich..and my enemies call me dick ...its all good...smiling..

great pictures..love the energy you have for the beauty of life's simple offerings.. but are you really into outdoors?..love it...

I realize I can be a little over wealming at first glance...my shear size and muscles are amazing...hahaha....just asking for to be a friend first..ok is kissing ok..smiling ...just looking for a partner of friendship that will become a partner of life to explore everything this environment has to offer ... but asking for you to get to really know me and you will see how great my shuffleboard skills are before not considering me.....hahaha

have a great day

cheers
rich

Admiral Ackbar says it's a trap. This dude sounds like he's a few bricks shy of a picnic.

That's true of 2/3 of the messages I receive, only more so.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
April 20, 2013, 06:09:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 06:03:34 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:02:23 AM
Iiii do not even understand this... the guy I sent that to wants to be my text buddy now.

:?

Roger's feminine wiles work so much better than my own.

I'M
A MODEL
YOU KNOW
WHAT I
MEAN?
AND I DO
MY LITTLE
TURN ON
THE CATWALK


THIS IS AMAZING.

He's all about it. I should have used Roger™ years ago!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
April 20, 2013, 06:09:58 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 06:03:23 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:02:23 AM
Iiii do not even understand this... the guy I sent that to wants to be my text buddy now.

:?

Roger's feminine wiles work so much better than my own.

. . . maybe they smell like cat pee?

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
April 20, 2013, 06:11:31 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:09:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 06:03:34 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:02:23 AM
Iiii do not even understand this... the guy I sent that to wants to be my text buddy now.

:?

Roger's feminine wiles work so much better than my own.

I'M
A MODEL
YOU KNOW
WHAT I
MEAN?
AND I DO
MY LITTLE
TURN ON
THE CATWALK


THIS IS AMAZING.

He's all about it. I should have used Roger™ years ago!

Um, actually, you did.  2 years ago, in a thread very much like this one.

Only I wrote your profile, and profiles for a bunch of other people, most of whom got big hits from it.

I should do that again.

Post profile questions, and teh LOOOOVE DOKTOR will hook your shit up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
April 20, 2013, 06:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 06:11:31 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:09:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 06:03:34 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:02:23 AM
Iiii do not even understand this... the guy I sent that to wants to be my text buddy now.

:?

Roger's feminine wiles work so much better than my own.

I'M
A MODEL
YOU KNOW
WHAT I
MEAN?
AND I DO
MY LITTLE
TURN ON
THE CATWALK


THIS IS AMAZING.

He's all about it. I should have used Roger™ years ago!

Um, actually, you did.  2 years ago, in a thread very much like this one.

Only I wrote your profile, and profiles for a bunch of other people, most of whom got big hits from it.

I should do that again.

Post profile questions, and teh LOOOOVE DOKTOR will hook your shit up.

Oh, the profiles were AMAZING.

But actually using personalized responses to their messages, written by you... FUCKING PRICELESS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#25
April 20, 2013, 11:16:48 AM
I have an OKC account for looking at the spags who are completely incompatible with me and laughing.

it's a blank profile...

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
April 20, 2013, 04:16:46 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 20, 2013, 11:16:48 AM
I have an OKC account for looking at the spags who are completely incompatible with me and laughing.

it's a blank profile...

Post the questions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
April 20, 2013, 05:09:16 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:11:03 AM
nicepeeps says: 4u

Quotehello,

my name is rich..my friends call me rich..and my enemies call me dick ...its all good...smiling..

great pictures..love the energy you have for the beauty of life's simple offerings.. but are you really into outdoors?..love it...

I realize I can be a little over wealming at first glance...my shear size and muscles are amazing...hahaha....just asking for to be a friend first..ok is kissing ok..smiling ...just looking for a partner of friendship that will become a partner of life to explore everything this environment has to offer ... but asking for you to get to really know me and you will see how great my shuffleboard skills are before not considering me.....hahaha

have a great day

cheers
rich

Dear Rich,

I am ever so glad to hear that you are freakishly muscular.  I cannot abide a sloppy man.  I, too, am a bit of a fanatic for physical conditioning...In fact, I am known in certain parts of Portland as The Queen of Transverse Abdominal Exercises.  I can now in fact fire gametes out of my ovaries with killing force.  Well, they're not so much "gametes" as "genetic ball bearings".

However, based on your use of spelling, punctuation, and grammar, I have to ask you if you use performance enhancers alongside your workout.  It's not only cheating, it also causes all manner of brain damage, which leads to things like excessive use of elipses.  Remember, elipses may be cool, but they are no susbstitute for actual thinking.

As far as shuffleboard goes, are you playing by the wimp rules, or Tucson rules, in which a street urchin is used as a puck, and the "paddles" are illegal Argentinian cattle prods?  I'm afraid I have to know this before we go any farther.

Interested so far,
Nigel
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
April 20, 2013, 05:13:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:08:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 11:47:29 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 19, 2013, 10:53:55 PM
BRILLIANT

SENT!

More hipsters, pls.

I've got The Holies™.

MrBlueEyes6900 says,

QuoteSup baby

Mr Blue Eyes,

Well, you are obviously a past-master at verbal seduction.  The elegance of your prose speaks volumes.  I have in fact torn down my poster of William Shakespeare, and put a printout of your post in it's place.  You, sir, are a fucking literary GENIUS, and the idea of you eventually dying without passing those genes on makes me weep for the future of mankind. 

And while I can't help with that, having had all of my "plumbing" replaced with schedule 80 PVC, I can instead suggest that you set up a cot and a 55 gallon barrel of Jergens at the local sperm bank, and get busy.

Do it for the future.

My sincerest admiration,
Nigel
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
April 20, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
 :lulz: These are fantastic. They give me a reason to not summarily delete the idiotic messages I get.

I'll post responses, if any.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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