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BRILLIANT FOOD CART IDEAS ITT

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2013, 10:43:23 PM

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#45
April 20, 2013, 04:29:31 PM
One of the things that I am not so down with is the whole Korean/Mexican fusion craze. I mean, really? Fuck you, Portland. I love you, but fuck you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#46
April 20, 2013, 04:42:11 PM
CONDIMENT CART. FANCY SALSAS AND MUSTARDS AND CATSUP WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS AND DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF ICING AND A SECRET RECIPE FOR PUTTING ON FRIES TO MAKE THEM DELICIOUS.

SERVED IN TINY PAPER CUPS. PAPER BAG FOR TOSSING FRIES 10 CENTS.

Cainad (dec.)

#47
April 20, 2013, 05:06:59 PM
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART

ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!

Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#48
April 20, 2013, 05:10:54 PM
MEAT PIE CART!

tyrannosaurus vex

#49
April 20, 2013, 05:16:57 PM
It is Portland, so

THE "IRONIC VEGAN" CART: Various vegetable forms made of bacon.

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
April 20, 2013, 05:42:00 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:06:59 PM
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART

ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!

Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#51
April 20, 2013, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 05:10:54 PM
MEAT PIE CART!

We have a couple.

We do not, however, have a haggis cart, other than the one that makes appearances at Highland Games events and doesn't appear to exist outside of that context.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
April 20, 2013, 05:43:09 PM
Quote from: V3X on April 20, 2013, 05:16:57 PM
It is Portland, so

THE "IRONIC VEGAN" CART: Various vegetable forms made of bacon.

Oh my god, I bet that would go over well.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#53
April 20, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:42:00 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:06:59 PM
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART

ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!

Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.

:vom:

:lulz: I made that one especially for you.

Junkenstein

#54
April 20, 2013, 06:43:49 PM
Discordian Food Kart Extravaganza 2013 - BYOK.

Someone arrange this. This thread is fucking wonderful.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
April 20, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:42:00 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:06:59 PM
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART

ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!

Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.

:vom:

:lulz: I made that one especially for you.

:lulz: You know me too well.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
April 20, 2013, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 20, 2013, 06:43:49 PM
Discordian Food Kart Extravaganza 2013 - BYOK.

Someone arrange this. This thread is fucking wonderful.

This would be really fucking fun.

So would a plain old Discordian pot luck, for that matter. Johnny Brainwash usedto have those, I wonder whatever happened?

It's almost time for Hot Dogs in the Park, woot!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#57
April 21, 2013, 01:48:18 AM
You probably has carribean food carts.

crumpets, tea and toast cart, with many selections of things you can put on toast. crumpets, malt loaf and stuff.


bacon sandwiches with HP sauce also optional,

Salty

#58
April 21, 2013, 01:53:20 AM
Nothing but giant, fatty, stuffed peppers in tomato sauce. Eaten straight out of your hand.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#59
April 21, 2013, 02:14:10 AM
Quote from: Pixie on April 21, 2013, 01:48:18 AM
You probably has carribean food carts.

crumpets, tea and toast cart, with many selections of things you can put on toast. crumpets, malt loaf and stuff.


bacon sandwiches with HP sauce also optional,

This would be GOOD.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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