BRILLIANT FOOD CART IDEAS ITT

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

STOP USING ME AS FOOD 

BELGIAN WAFFLES.  SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE LABEL.

I'M BEING SPREAD THIN HERE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

But you are delicious covered in maple syrup and bananas

[EK WAFFLR]

I can't really argue with that.

[EK WAFFLR]

UNLIMITED CALAMARI CART. Calamari BLTs, Calamari burgers, calamari steaks, calamari hot dogs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WAFFLE CART! ALL FOOD IS WAFFLES! WAFFLE BURGERS ON WAFFLE BUNS WITH WAFFLE HASH BROWNS ON THE SIDE, OR TRY A WAFFLED CHICKEN OR TUNA SALAD! WHY NOT STOP BY FOR A HAM AND CHEDDAR BREAKFAST WOMLET?

Improbable as it sounds, Portland has six waffle carts and three waffle windows.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We fucking love waffles here.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Now I need to move to Portland.

THANKS OBAMA!

[Eater of Clowns]

Posh White Dude Food Carts - for the urban professional who cannot rectify buying working class food.

ALL QUINOA FOOD CARTS - That sounds tasty.

Currywurst Americana - because Currywurst is just not widespread enough in the States.

Gluten Free Anti-Allium Low-Carb Supercrustyfuck Diet Food Cart - your latest prohibitively expensive and health deficient diet craze in food cart form.

What the Hell is This Food Cart Craze Food Cart - we sell food cart themed ties.

Pickled Food Cart - Dill Pickles, Half Sours, Bread and Butter, Sauerkraut, Kimchi, Pickled Eggs, Pickled Peppers, Pickled Onions, Peter Piper Picks A Peck of Pickled Peppers How Many Pickled Peppers Did Peter Piper Pick?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

NOPE.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

NOPE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

NOPE.

You cringe, but 99% of Americans would think it was THE BEST THING EVER.

[Ben Shapiro]

Mountain Dew Code Red Deep Fried on a Stick.

[Suu]

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FOOD CART

BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT A FUCKING PB AND J SANDWICH LIKE GODDAMN

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FOOD CART

BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT A FUCKING PB AND J SANDWICH LIKE GODDAMN

Portland has two.

I hear they're pretty good.

The food cart thing is a little out of hand, here. I mean, I don't really mind because it makes everywhere I go feel like a carnival, but it can be a little overwhelming. There are apparently over 500 food carts.

The pod by my house has Ethiopian, Mexican, burgers, Filipino, soul, and Mauritian.

Some of the off-the-wall suggestions in this thread would probably fly.