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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2013, 10:43:23 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 19, 2013, 11:14:40 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#16
April 19, 2013, 11:16:43 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 19, 2013, 11:12:30 PM
Microtransaction food cart - want a burger? - only $.75 - want a bun for it? - only $.25 - want onions - only $.10 - want ketchup?  mustard?  relish?  mayonnaise - $.05 each.  Want french fries? - $1.00 - want them salted? - $.05.

Want a basket for you food?  That's a nickel.  Cup for your beverage?  That's a nickel.  Sit down to eat it?  Nickel per half hour.  On a chair?  Quarter!  On a DELUXE chair?  Fifty cents.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
April 19, 2013, 11:20:42 PM
Hard-boiled-egg food cart. Nothing but hard-boiled eggs.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
April 19, 2013, 11:21:30 PM
Existential angst food cart. No matter what you order, you get an icy gaze of despair.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#19
April 19, 2013, 11:31:20 PM
Internet food cart. No matter what you order, it comes with pictures of cats. Grumpy cat is $.5 extra.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
April 19, 2013, 11:34:23 PM
REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT CUSTOMER FOOD CART: Generic, nondescript food cart selling grilled cheese sandwiches and cookies - except everything is made with hemp butter.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
April 19, 2013, 11:42:27 PM
Richter's Vindaloo in a waffle cone.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#22
April 19, 2013, 11:49:34 PM
WAFFLE CART! ALL FOOD IS WAFFLES! WAFFLE BURGERS ON WAFFLE BUNS WITH WAFFLE HASH BROWNS ON THE SIDE, OR TRY A WAFFLED CHICKEN OR TUNA SALAD! WHY NOT STOP BY FOR A HAM AND CHEDDAR BREAKFAST WOMLET?

EK WAFFLR

#23
April 19, 2013, 11:50:23 PM
STOP USING ME AS FOOD  :argh!:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#24
April 19, 2013, 11:51:24 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 11:50:23 PM
STOP USING ME AS FOOD  :argh!:

I SHIPPED YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE!

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
April 19, 2013, 11:54:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 11:50:23 PM
STOP USING ME AS FOOD  :argh!:

BELGIAN WAFFLES.  SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE LABEL.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#26
April 19, 2013, 11:55:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 11:54:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 11:50:23 PM
STOP USING ME AS FOOD  :argh!:

BELGIAN WAFFLES.  SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE LABEL.

I'M BEING SPREAD THIN HERE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#27
April 19, 2013, 11:56:10 PM
I would seriously do a waffle food cart if I lost my mind and got a food cart. I'm not even joking. I served nothing but waffles for an 18 person Tuesday Night Dinner. FOR DESERT, FROSTED LEMONADE WAFFLES!

tyrannosaurus vex

#28
April 19, 2013, 11:59:59 PM
Food Cart Timeshare - You rent the food cart and sell the food until the buzzer rings. NO EATING THE INVENTORY.
Chinese Culture Education Food Cart - Just normal burgers or hot dogs, but you must eat with chop sticks.
Fearless Leader Food Cart - Costs whatever's in your wallet. No food on plate. Napkins extra.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
April 20, 2013, 12:01:36 AM
Quote from: V3X on April 19, 2013, 11:59:59 PM
Food Cart Timeshare - You rent the food cart and sell the food until the buzzer rings. NO EATING THE INVENTORY.
Chinese Culture Education Food Cart - Just normal burgers or hot dogs, but you must eat with chop sticks.
Fearless Leader Food Cart - Costs whatever's in your wallet. No food on plate. Napkins extra.

Tea Party/Libertarian Food Cart:  Costs whatever the market will bear.  No guarantees.  No food on plate, you have to wait for the free market to provide your food.  Napkins are for socialists, use your sleeve.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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