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BRILLIANT FOOD CART IDEAS ITT

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2013, 10:43:23 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#30
April 20, 2013, 12:17:58 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 11:55:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 11:54:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 11:50:23 PM
STOP USING ME AS FOOD  :argh!:

BELGIAN WAFFLES.  SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE LABEL.

I'M BEING SPREAD THIN HERE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

But you are delicious covered in maple syrup and bananas

EK WAFFLR

#31
April 20, 2013, 12:41:18 AM
I can't really argue with that.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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EK WAFFLR

#32
April 20, 2013, 12:42:21 AM
UNLIMITED CALAMARI CART. Calamari BLTs, Calamari burgers, calamari steaks, calamari hot dogs.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
April 20, 2013, 05:00:33 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 19, 2013, 11:49:34 PM
WAFFLE CART! ALL FOOD IS WAFFLES! WAFFLE BURGERS ON WAFFLE BUNS WITH WAFFLE HASH BROWNS ON THE SIDE, OR TRY A WAFFLED CHICKEN OR TUNA SALAD! WHY NOT STOP BY FOR A HAM AND CHEDDAR BREAKFAST WOMLET?

Improbable as it sounds, Portland has six waffle carts and three waffle windows.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
April 20, 2013, 05:01:21 AM
We fucking love waffles here.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#35
April 20, 2013, 05:10:44 AM
Now I need to move to Portland.

THANKS OBAMA!

Eater of Clowns

#36
April 20, 2013, 05:24:09 AM
Posh White Dude Food Carts - for the urban professional who cannot rectify buying working class food.

ALL QUINOA FOOD CARTS - That sounds tasty.

Currywurst Americana - because Currywurst is just not widespread enough in the States.

Gluten Free Anti-Allium Low-Carb Supercrustyfuck Diet Food Cart - your latest prohibitively expensive and health deficient diet craze in food cart form.

What the Hell is This Food Cart Craze Food Cart - we sell food cart themed ties.

Pickled Food Cart - Dill Pickles, Half Sours, Bread and Butter, Sauerkraut, Kimchi, Pickled Eggs, Pickled Peppers, Pickled Onions, Peter Piper Picks A Peck of Pickled Peppers How Many Pickled Peppers Did Peter Piper Pick?
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#38
April 20, 2013, 06:14:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
April 20, 2013, 06:17:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:14:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

NOPE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#40
April 20, 2013, 06:19:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:17:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:14:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

NOPE.

:horrormirth:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
April 20, 2013, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:19:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:17:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:14:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.

No substitutions.

Is the donut on the side?

NOPE.

:horrormirth:

You cringe, but 99% of Americans would think it was THE BEST THING EVER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#42
April 20, 2013, 11:09:36 AM
Mountain Dew Code Red Deep Fried on a Stick.

Suu

#43
April 20, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FOOD CART

BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT A FUCKING PB AND J SANDWICH LIKE GODDAMN
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
April 20, 2013, 04:28:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FOOD CART

BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT A FUCKING PB AND J SANDWICH LIKE GODDAMN

Portland has two.

I hear they're pretty good.

The food cart thing is a little out of hand, here. I mean, I don't really mind because it makes everywhere I go feel like a carnival, but it can be a little overwhelming. There are apparently over 500 food carts.

The pod by my house has Ethiopian, Mexican, burgers, Filipino, soul, and Mauritian.

Some of the off-the-wall suggestions in this thread would probably fly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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