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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 am »
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2013, 05:19:49 am »
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

See, that's what happens when you cram all of your nature into little pockets, it gets PISSED...
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2013, 05:26:17 am »
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

See, that's what happens when you cram all of your nature into little pockets, it gets PISSED...

But that's not what we do.  Our nature is sort of spread out, with all kinds of room.

Tucson isn't a niche for life, it's a loophole.
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 am »
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2013, 05:34:50 am »
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2013, 05:40:11 am »
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.

I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.
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« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2013, 05:41:16 am »
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.

I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.

I perspirate through my tongue, like a dog.  I can cling to glass and other sheer surfaces.  My butt cheeks have suckers on them, like an octopus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2013, 05:48:52 am »
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.

I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.

I perspirate through my tongue, like a dog.  I can cling to glass and other sheer surfaces.  My butt cheeks have suckers on them, like an octopus.

I understand why Tucson loves you so, now. You're Spider-Man and Doc Oc all in one.
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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2013, 10:33:16 pm »
This thread went from weird to weird real fast. :lulz:  And I think you all know what I mean by that.

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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2013, 01:21:44 am »
I love this thread.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2013, 07:42:57 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu559lkzyqQ&list=PL803F57A0BDA13B3E

Hush little baby, don't you cry
When we get to Tucson you'll see why
We left the snowstorms and the thunder and rain
For the desert sun, we're gonna be born again
What's important in this world
A little boy, a little girl

Hush little darling, go to sleep
Look out the window and count the sheep
That dot the hillsides and the fields of wheat
Across America as we cross America
What's important here today
The broken line on the highway

All the love in the world for you, girl
Thumbelina in a great big scary world
All the love in the world for you, girl
Take my hand and we'll make it through this world

Hush little baby, my poor little thing
You've been shuffled about like a pawned wedding ring
It must seem strange, love was here then gone
And the Oklahoma sunrise becomes the Amarillo dawn
What's important in this life
Ask the man who's lost his wife

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