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ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

Started by Junkenstein, April 21, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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CHOOSE YOUR MEXICO

CISHETREP TGGR - Despises you all and will never produce the second part of the joke
9 (52.9%)
The Interim ruling Government - Newly interested in the battle against Reptoids and false joke promises
0 (0%)
EOC- Still screaming about his magnificent plans from exile
4 (23.5%)
LMNO - Wants to give Mexico a big hand. Vigorously.
6 (35.3%)
WAFFLES - Claims the power to shift landmasses. Dare you oppose this?
5 (29.4%)
Queen Gogira - Staying above the Tentacles/Talons debate with Baking and bribery
11 (64.7%)
I disagree with the way this vote is run and wish to register a protest vote. This is for you. Look at you, improving democracy and everything.
4 (23.5%)
I agree with how this vote is run and wish to not see hired goons at my doorstep.
5 (29.4%)
TWID- Making a hopeless effort. Will regret this.
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: May 05, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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Junkenstein

#60
April 23, 2013, 04:08:22 PM
Reset Vote to zero?

:regret:

POWER. UNLIMITED POWER
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#61
April 23, 2013, 04:10:20 PM
WOOOOOO! CHECK OUT MY PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
April 23, 2013, 04:37:34 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 23, 2013, 04:08:22 PM
Reset Vote to zero?

:regret:

POWER. UNLIMITED POWER

Of course.  I was winning.

Fuck you sheep, I'm voting for Ron Paul.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#63
April 23, 2013, 04:43:39 PM
To the people who voted for me, why bother?  The election will be continually reset until the "correct" candidate wins.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
April 23, 2013, 04:47:42 PM
Fuck this noise.

If elected I will not serve.  I will take the second half of the joke with me to my grave.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#65
April 23, 2013, 04:51:38 PM
Moot point, of course.  SOME PEOPLE (looking at YOU, Junkenstien) don't want the second half of the joke told, so the election will be tampered with until they get the results they want.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#66
April 23, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
I actually do want the second part of the joke.

The reset to zero will allow you all to campaign fairly and with honour.

Or bitch more. That works too. 
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#67
April 23, 2013, 04:54:40 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 23, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
I actually do want the second part of the joke.


Nope.  Seriously, it now amuses me to never, ever tell the second half of the joke.  I will have it mailed to ECH and Nigel after my death, provided they first swear that they will never tell any other PDer.

Sort of like Sam Shepard, except that I'll actually deliver (or, rather, my executor will).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
April 23, 2013, 04:55:30 PM
So, there's precisely zero reason to vote for me.

I am a lizard person, AND I will NEVER tell you the second half of the joke.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#69
April 23, 2013, 05:39:33 PM
Well that should guarantee a win. I said at the start that I was looking to pass the buck and I was annoyingly competitive.

Let the people speak, unless, of course, you fear what this free and open election will bring.

Actually, it sounds a bit like joke envy. Are you worried another may produce a better second part of the joke? Who worries you? Queen G? She should. She's campaigning hard. A hard campaign is LMNO's slogan incidentally.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#70
April 23, 2013, 05:42:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2013, 04:54:40 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 23, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
I actually do want the second part of the joke.


Nope.  Seriously, it now amuses me to never, ever tell the second half of the joke.  I will have it mailed to ECH and Nigel after my death, provided they first swear that they will never tell any other PDer.

Sort of like Sam Shepard, except that I'll actually deliver (or, rather, my executor will).

You realise also, this this will lead to highly toxic infighting and arguments about even the existence of the joke.

Ah.

I suddenly see the grand schemes of this lizard person. Despicable.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#71
April 23, 2013, 05:48:03 PM Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 06:24:36 PM by Junkenstein
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2013, 04:43:39 PM
To the people who voted for me, why bother?  The election will be continually reset until the "correct" candidate wins.

This implies there is a "correct Candidate" or indeed, a "winner"

Edit to correct idiot typo and:

NEW CHALLENGER
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#72
April 23, 2013, 06:20:30 PM
OMFG, Junk is Jeb Bush's alt.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Junkenstein

#73
April 23, 2013, 06:26:43 PM
You can prove nothing.

NOTHING.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

EK WAFFLR

#74
April 23, 2013, 06:58:41 PM
The last few days' debacle has proven my point that THERE IS NO JOKE. The first half is a damn dirty lie!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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