ATTN : LMNO

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Combat juggling or . . . this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZ-bl7mJSc (possible nsfw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZ91JDuKlA (see above)

Which do you prefer? Juggling or TURKISH OIL WRESTLING?

Feel free to consider this at length. I'll be in my bunk.

[Salty]

 

[LMNO]

I certainly do not see why the two events could not be combined.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Genius! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

Being arrested?

[LMNO]

"Provincetown Saturday Night."

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

You see, there are ropes inside of the pants that the other fellow grabs on to. The goal being to get your opponent on his back.

[Cainad (dec.)]

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

You see, there are ropes inside of the pants that the other fellow grabs on to. The goal being to get your opponent on his back.

Yeah... grab his "rope"... yup.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

Being arrested?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

You see, there are ropes inside of the pants that the other fellow grabs on to. The goal being to get your opponent on his back.

Oh. Well then, that makes perfect sense. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AMENDED:

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can, in order to grab ropes that are in his pants and put him on his back.

THIS SPORT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

[Cainad (dec.)]

AMENDED:

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can, in order to grab ropes that are in his pants and put him on his back.

THIS SPORT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

A friend of mine, who takes jiu jitsu: "SO GRAB THE FUCKER'S LEGS AND FLIP 'EM"

I suggested that, if ropes need to be involved, one could easily put them on the OUTSIDE of the pants.


I can only surmise that, after the creation of the universe, God was left over with an extra god-sized barrel of Pure Gay and was all like, "aw shit I thought I only had to use ONE barrel of gay in this universe, what the fuck am I gonna do" so he just dumped it all on one spot and hoped no one would notice.

WE'RE ON TO YOU, GOD

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AMENDED:

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can, in order to grab ropes that are in his pants and put him on his back.

THIS SPORT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

A friend of mine, who takes jiu jitsu: "SO GRAB THE FUCKER'S LEGS AND FLIP 'EM"

I suggested that, if ropes need to be involved, one could easily put them on the OUTSIDE of the pants.


I can only surmise that, after the creation of the universe, God was left over with an extra god-sized barrel of Pure Gay and was all like, "aw shit I thought I only had to use ONE barrel of gay in this universe, what the fuck am I gonna do" so he just dumped it all on one spot and hoped no one would notice.

WE'RE ON TO YOU, GOD

Well, he couldn't fit any more FABULOUS in LMNO, and the extra had to go SOMEWHERE.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I think these dedicated athletes show remarkable sportsmanship . . . >.>