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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 23, 2013, 08:54:31 PM

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April 23, 2013, 08:54:31 PM Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 08:56:25 PM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
Combat juggling or . . . this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZ-bl7mJSc (possible nsfw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZ91JDuKlA (see above)

Which do you prefer? Juggling or TURKISH OIL WRESTLING?

Feel free to consider this at length. I'll be in my bunk.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

#1
April 23, 2013, 08:56:59 PM
 :aaa:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

#2
April 23, 2013, 09:09:22 PM
I certainly do not see why the two events could not be combined.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#3
April 23, 2013, 09:15:09 PM
Genius!  :fap:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 23, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
April 24, 2013, 12:19:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 23, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

Being arrested?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6
April 24, 2013, 12:44:22 AM
"Provincetown Saturday Night."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#7
April 24, 2013, 05:00:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 23, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

You see, there are ropes inside of the pants that the other fellow grabs on to. The goal being to get your opponent on his back.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cainad (dec.)

#8
April 24, 2013, 05:47:49 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 24, 2013, 05:00:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 23, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

You see, there are ropes inside of the pants that the other fellow grabs on to. The goal being to get your opponent on his back.

Yeah... grab his "rope"... yup.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
April 24, 2013, 03:36:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2013, 12:19:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 23, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

Being arrested?

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
April 24, 2013, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 24, 2013, 05:00:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 23, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can.

In Turkey, this is called "wrestling". I think there's a different name for it here.

You see, there are ropes inside of the pants that the other fellow grabs on to. The goal being to get your opponent on his back.

Oh. Well then, that makes perfect sense.  :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
April 24, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
AMENDED:

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can, in order to grab ropes that are in his pants and put him on his back.

THIS SPORT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#12
April 24, 2013, 04:38:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 24, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
AMENDED:

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can, in order to grab ropes that are in his pants and put him on his back.

THIS SPORT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

A friend of mine, who takes jiu jitsu: "SO GRAB THE FUCKER'S LEGS AND FLIP 'EM"

I suggested that, if ropes need to be involved, one could easily put them on the OUTSIDE of the pants.


I can only surmise that, after the creation of the universe, God was left over with an extra god-sized barrel of Pure Gay and was all like, "aw shit I thought I only had to use ONE barrel of gay in this universe, what the fuck am I gonna do" so he just dumped it all on one spot and hoped no one would notice.

WE'RE ON TO YOU, GOD

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
April 24, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 24, 2013, 04:38:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 24, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
AMENDED:

OK.

So two young, muscular men oil up.

Then one puts his arms as far down the other's pants as he can, in order to grab ropes that are in his pants and put him on his back.

THIS SPORT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

A friend of mine, who takes jiu jitsu: "SO GRAB THE FUCKER'S LEGS AND FLIP 'EM"

I suggested that, if ropes need to be involved, one could easily put them on the OUTSIDE of the pants.


I can only surmise that, after the creation of the universe, God was left over with an extra god-sized barrel of Pure Gay and was all like, "aw shit I thought I only had to use ONE barrel of gay in this universe, what the fuck am I gonna do" so he just dumped it all on one spot and hoped no one would notice.

WE'RE ON TO YOU, GOD

Well, he couldn't fit any more FABULOUS in LMNO, and the extra had to go SOMEWHERE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#14
April 24, 2013, 07:13:01 PM
I think these dedicated athletes show remarkable sportsmanship . . . >.>
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