Seriously Not Safe For Work

[The Johnny]

I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.

Not quite, but will that do? (No, i did not watch it, squick!)

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967

Oh I found some. And then I went OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE and went back to scouring surveys.

But, for the curious and those who want to scar themselves permanently, here: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=bPLOW-S579- (NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!)

NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Salty]

 

We at the newly formed Coalition for Pony-Free Lifestyles would like to urge you to de-hoove yourself, wash the taintes rainbow from your fingertips, ah..ah, shit. Something about revenge, but damn.