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Started by Pæs, August 22, 2013, 11:29:13 AM

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Pæs

August 22, 2013, 11:29:13 AM
That's what the reviewers are saying about...

ALTY: THE MOVIE

Kai

#1
August 22, 2013, 12:16:40 PM
 :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Junkenstein

#2
August 22, 2013, 01:07:06 PM
But WHAT ELSE are reviewers saying?

Enquiring minds need to know.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#4
August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
August 22, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:

NO, U!  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#6
August 22, 2013, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:

NO, U!  :horrormirth:

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. LOOK AT IT'S MY LITTLE PLASTIC PUSSY, GLISTENING IN THE FLASHLIGHT. GO ON ... TOUCH IT ... LICK IT ... MAKE WHINNYING NOISES ...  :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
August 22, 2013, 03:45:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:

NO, U!  :horrormirth:

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. LOOK AT IT'S MY LITTLE PLASTIC PUSSY, GLISTENING IN THE FLASHLIGHT. GO ON ... TOUCH IT ... LICK IT ... MAKE WHINNYING NOISES ...  :fap:

:crankey:

I'm going to go watch tsunami videos now, to cheer myself up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#8
August 22, 2013, 04:24:54 PM
Just be happy that it is home made, and that they don't mass produce pony sex toys.















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Suu

#9
August 22, 2013, 04:43:45 PM
I need a release date!
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Ben Shapiro

#10
August 22, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
.............

East Coast Hustle

#11
August 22, 2013, 09:17:08 PM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
August 23, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#13
August 23, 2013, 12:33:53 AM Last Edit: August 23, 2013, 07:21:54 PM by Balls Wellington
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.

Not quite, but will that do? (No, i did not watch it, squick!)

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967 NSFW

(edited by ECH to add NSFW tag for people who don't realize a link to pornhub might be NSFW)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
August 23, 2013, 01:18:52 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 23, 2013, 12:33:53 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.

Not quite, but will that do? (No, i did not watch it, squick!)

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967

Oh I found some. And then I went OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE and went back to scouring surveys.

But, for the curious and those who want to scar themselves permanently, here: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=bPLOW-S579- (NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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