DARE ME?

[LMNO]

I'm back from JazzFest. Good music, good food, good drinks.

Do I really need to read everything you spags vomited up over the last week?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Go ahead. There's no shame in it. I do it at least twice a day. It's perfectly natural for a man your age.

[Payne]

I say yes. You can take a Pill^tm for the aftereffects, available at any reputable pharmacy.

[Cainad (dec.)]

THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO PUT ONE OVER ON YOU, ALPHAPANCE

A COUPLE DAYS AT JIZZFEST IS NO EXCUSE TO GO SLAPPING YOUR TUMESCENT HORRORSCHLONG ALL OVER THE FORUM


oh my fucking god i need to sleep, i'm so sorry

i voted for "shit" because SHIT

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

It's what Roger would have wanted, rest his soul.

[Suu]

YOU WILL BE FUCKED FOREVER.

[Cainad (dec.)]

THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO PUT ONE OVER ON YOU, ALPHAPANCE

A COUPLE DAYS AT JIZZFEST IS NO EXCUSE TO GO SLAPPING YOUR TUMESCENT HORRORSCHLONG ALL OVER THE FORUM


oh my fucking god i need to sleep, i'm so sorry

i voted for "shit" because SHIT

After getting a proper night's sleep, I feel obligated to redact this statement. It is clearly inappropriate.


I should have written WONDERSCHLONG, not horrorschlong. What the hell was I even thinking.

[Freeky]

I saw the title and said YES



then I read the thread and said FUCK