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HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2013, 04:24:55 AM

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May 03, 2013, 04:10:38 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2013, 03:42:38 AM
QuoteAnother thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy.

He could have just said "4 year old", but made a conscious decision to add "boy".  Curious.

Obviously, because 4 year old girls are proto-women, and have so little emotional maturity is to be off the immaturity scale. It's asymptotic.
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May 03, 2013, 04:16:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2013, 03:42:38 AM
QuoteAnother thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy.

He could have just said "4 year old", but made a conscious decision to add "boy".  Curious.

In his mind, a 4-year-old girl probably has the emotional maturity of an unfertilized egg.
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May 10, 2013, 05:48:32 PM
wow, this whole site is just WHAT IN THE HISTORY OF FUCK.
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