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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2013, 04:24:55 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#30
May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?
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#31
May 02, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?

I can do it. Will report results after my next binge.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#32
May 02, 2013, 05:25:20 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?

I can do it. Will report results after my next binge.

:lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#33
May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
May 02, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.

I kinda feel like someone should. Do we know a single guy?

I can do it. Will report results after my next binge.

:lulz: I can't wait.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#35
May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
May 02, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

I have to confess, that would probably work on me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#37
May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#38
May 02, 2013, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 02, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

I have to confess, that would probably work on me.

Yeah, it would probably work on me too.  :lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Nephew Twiddleton

#39
May 02, 2013, 05:45:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

  8):hi5: 8)
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#40
May 02, 2013, 06:04:18 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:45:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

  8):hi5: 8)

That's irresistable!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#41
May 02, 2013, 06:43:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

I have to go change my pance.
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#42
May 02, 2013, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on May 02, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 02, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Waffles is a pioneer. Like KIRK. :lulz:

Open hailing frequencies.

"This is Captain Waffle Iron of the United Federation of Fjords Longship Brony. I noticed you're the only mammal here. Wanna fuck?"

God damn it. Now I'll HAVE to wear a Lieutenant Uhura costume.

I gotta say, Waffles, you are one sexy fellow. All my tingly bits are tingling.
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EK WAFFLR

#43
May 03, 2013, 02:37:03 AM
 :oops:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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hooplala

#44
May 03, 2013, 03:42:38 AM
QuoteAnother thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy.

He could have just said "4 year old", but made a conscious decision to add "boy".  Curious.
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