HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

I know, right? Translation: "Even hookers won't fuck me."

And why would they, if you're the crazy reptile guy?

I think this is the only time that blatant misogyny actually made me chuckle, because it's obvious how pathetic this guy is. He can't make a relationship work. Must be the aliens' fault.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

Ever met a CT freak?  They're not known for their enlightened views or even the barest hint of social skills.  To them, women are a dangerous mystery, and the fact that women can choose whom they sleep with - and that choice never seems to be them - drives them absolutely batshit.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion, 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion, 

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion, 

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion, 

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

You're right. I have no

PROOF:

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[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion, 

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion, 

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.

We lizard folk are big on control and programming, but we never got around to figuring out Visine.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Wow, he sounds like a sparkling example of a turd.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED. 

"Reptilians rule the world you know. Want to come back to my place?"

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!

Never mind that the inner sun would be too small to generate nuclear fusion, 

See?  You are believing the LIE that is science.  Have you BEEN there?  Have you been around for thousands of years like the guy that wrote this shit, to have seen it with your own eyes?

That's right. Until you hike to the north or south pole and descend into the inner earth and prove the sun isn't there, I don't want to hear any of your brainwashed twaddle, mister. This is the TRUTH so wake the fuck up and smell the Reptilians in the room. You can tell they're reptilian because they blink a lot in slow motion.

Why the fuck are we even talking about this? It's BORING. Let's talk about RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED. 

"Reptilians rule the world you know. Want to come back to my place?"

"I couldn't help noticing you're the only mammal in the bar.  Wanna fuck?"

[Nephew Twiddleton]

he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

It means HE can't get casual sex.

Because the reptilians programmed us NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO BREED. 

"Reptilians rule the world you know. Want to come back to my place?"

"I couldn't help noticing you're the only mammal in the bar.  Wanna fuck?"

[LMNO]

If I wasn't married, I would totally use that line to see what would happen.