HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.truthism.com/

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It takes FOREVER to scroll all the way down.

Somebody worked VERY HARD on this.

It's IMPORTANT. 

[GrannySmith]

  while scrolling down loosely scanning through the text, i had to think of lord omars epistle to the paranoids...http://principiadiscordia.com/book/76.php
and now i'm gonna go cry and have a fit like the 4 year old boy (!) i'm supposed to be equivalent to. 
goodmorning!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  That's amazing.

[Cain]

Hey, that reptoid image is my "you gonna get space raped" pic.

I mean, it's not mine, but it is the one I use.  Do you know what this means?  I could have started reading this years ago, and be somewhere around the middle of the page by now.

[Pergamos]

I want to steal like half their site, the stuff about how stupid everyone is, and substitute something else in for the reptiles.  A conspiracy of faeries or something, or mages.

[Junkenstein]

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

In other news, Infowars now has a dating section. This guy would do well.

[Cain]

Translation: WHY AREN'T GIRLS IMPRESSED BY HOW I AM FIGHTING THE POWER?

[Banned User 1]

I want to steal like half their site, the stuff about how stupid everyone is, and substitute something else in for the reptiles.  A conspiracy of faeries or something, or mages.

Someone has beaten you to it:

instead of fae-folk or mages, though, they normally take the easy road and blame either

1. Jews
2. Bankers
3. Zionist Jewish Bankers

This site reminds me intensely of Joy Of Satan...except replacing ancient jews with shape-shifting david icke reptiles...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I want to steal like half their site, the stuff about how stupid everyone is, and substitute something else in for the reptiles.  A conspiracy of faeries or something, or mages.

Someone has beaten you to it:

instead of fae-folk or mages, though, they normally take the easy road and blame either

1. Jews
2. Bankers
3. Zionist Jewish Bankers

This site reminds me intensely of Joy Of Satan...except replacing ancient jews with shape-shifting david icke reptiles...

Wow. There's progress in this world after all. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

In other news, Infowars now has a dating section. This guy would do well.

Isn't that the best thing this year?   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis. However, these are the fourth-dimensional Reptilians, not the third-dimensional ones--but more on all of this later.

I see.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ahh... now we come to some butthurt:

Women are ultra-impressionable beings and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!