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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2015, 04:01:51 pm »
To Mr. Pennyworth:

 :lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2015, 04:35:35 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2015, 04:39:01 pm »
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.

Don't you "now, now" me, you sexist pig.  All of you men are the same.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2015, 04:39:40 pm »
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2015, 04:47:46 pm »
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME

Check your Belgian privilege.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.
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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2015, 04:56:59 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2015, 05:00:46 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?

I'd leave it where it is, or you're likely to do yourself an injury.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2015, 05:11:37 pm »
To Mr. Pennyworth:

 :lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.

YES BUT THERE ARE REASONS!  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2015, 05:12:36 pm »
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Thread redeemed.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2015, 06:55:06 pm »
I will say beating my head against the brick wall of Scientology did force me to re-evaluate my flaky pagan ways, as I had been super into consensus reality shit and here I was making fun of these guys for their ridiculous consensus reality shit that obviously wasn't working. These days I try to reserve my lying to myself for things where the lies can actually change things (see: "you are the scariest thing in this room").