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Thoughts on Scientology?

Started by Rev. Mondo Anvil, January 17, 2015, 03:08:07 PM

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Doktor Howl

#30
January 19, 2015, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2015, 04:00:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. Mondo Anvil on January 19, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
To Mr. Pennyworth:

:lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#31
January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 PM
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#32
January 19, 2015, 04:03:23 PM
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

#33
January 19, 2015, 04:35:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 PM
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#34
January 19, 2015, 04:39:01 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:35:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 PM
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.

Don't you "now, now" me, you sexist pig.  All of you men are the same.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

#35
January 19, 2015, 04:39:40 PM
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#36
January 19, 2015, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:39:40 PM
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME

Check your Belgian privilege.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

#37
January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#38
January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

#39
January 19, 2015, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#40
January 19, 2015, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?

I'd leave it where it is, or you're likely to do yourself an injury.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
January 19, 2015, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2015, 04:00:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. Mondo Anvil on January 19, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
To Mr. Pennyworth:

:lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.

YES BUT THERE ARE REASONS!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
January 19, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Thread redeemed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#43
January 19, 2015, 06:55:06 PM
I will say beating my head against the brick wall of Scientology did force me to re-evaluate my flaky pagan ways, as I had been super into consensus reality shit and here I was making fun of these guys for their ridiculous consensus reality shit that obviously wasn't working. These days I try to reserve my lying to myself for things where the lies can actually change things (see: "you are the scariest thing in this room").
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