Thoughts on Scientology?

[Doktor Howl]

To Mr. Pennyworth:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.

[Doktor Howl]

It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34998.msg1278846#msg1278846

[EK WAFFLR]

It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.

[Doktor Howl]

It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.

Don't you "now, now" me, you sexist pig.  All of you men are the same.

[EK WAFFLR]

Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME

[Doktor Howl]

Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME

Check your Belgian privilege.

[EK WAFFLR]

The "check engine" light is blinking.

[Doktor Howl]

The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

[EK WAFFLR]

The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?

[Doktor Howl]

The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?

I'd leave it where it is, or you're likely to do yourself an injury.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

To Mr. Pennyworth:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.

YES BUT THERE ARE REASONS! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Thread redeemed.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I will say beating my head against the brick wall of Scientology did force me to re-evaluate my flaky pagan ways, as I had been super into consensus reality shit and here I was making fun of these guys for their ridiculous consensus reality shit that obviously wasn't working. These days I try to reserve my lying to myself for things where the lies can actually change things (see: "you are the scariest thing in this room").