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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 02, 2013, 05:21:22 AM

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Elder Iptuous

#15
May 02, 2013, 04:25:31 PM
i'm uncertain whether this thread is more amusing for not having played the game, but it makes me chuckle.   :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
May 02, 2013, 04:29:00 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2013, 04:18:37 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 02, 2013, 04:17:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2013, 04:16:51 PM
I ate a lot of candy. Is that bad?

No, it's good. I have eaten 11323 candies and I still can't make it to the castle door, so I must EAT MORE CANDIES.

Is it actually bumping the health? I can't tell.

Yeah, just not very fast.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#17
May 02, 2013, 04:40:33 PM
There goes my day!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#18
May 02, 2013, 06:43:40 PM
the fuck is the final frog question?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
May 02, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2013, 06:43:40 PM
the fuck is the final frog question?

the answer
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#20
May 02, 2013, 08:32:11 PM Last Edit: May 02, 2013, 08:35:32 PM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
DUDE. I totally did not notice candies upping the health. Which explains why those god damn knights cut me down like so much brown cheese on toast.

Okay, so, I ate 26,000 candies and my health did not change. I CALL SHENANIGANS.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#21
May 02, 2013, 09:28:44 PM
OMG A DRAGON

EK WAFFLR

#22
May 02, 2013, 09:30:10 PM
GODDAMN NECROMANCER
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#23
May 02, 2013, 09:38:37 PM
\o/_____KNI

___\o/__KNI

_____\o/KNI     ( Hahahah. You shall not pass, fucker.)

_____\x/KNI   /

_______KNI

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#24
May 02, 2013, 10:04:25 PM Last Edit: May 02, 2013, 10:06:01 PM by NoLeDeMiel
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 09:38:37 PM
\o/_____KNI

___\o/__KNI

_____\o/KNI     ( Hahahah. You shall not pass, fucker.)

_____\x/KNI   /

_______KNI

Gotta \o/__DRG__KNI

I cut through a mess of them that way but I keep getting knocked back to the start by the stupid * falling from the sky.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#25
May 02, 2013, 10:06:27 PM
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#26
May 02, 2013, 10:07:52 PM
I'M IN!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#27
May 02, 2013, 10:08:51 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:06:27 PM
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#28
May 02, 2013, 10:10:20 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 02, 2013, 10:08:51 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:06:27 PM
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.

I don't know, the cloning scroll is pretty bitchin'.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#29
May 02, 2013, 10:12:18 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:10:20 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 02, 2013, 10:08:51 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:06:27 PM
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.

I don't know, the cloning scroll is pretty bitchin'.

I blew my cloning scroll early and they're a bitch to brew
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