This game is awesome!

[Eater of Clowns]

Made it through Hell, it's not too tough once you get the hang of it.  The next level's a tricky one though.  Anyone beat it yet?

[Eater of Clowns]

Got it!

[Golden Applesauce]

in case your clicky fingers get tired...or in the event you may need to get up and potty but don't want to stop eating the candy...(story of my life, i'm tellin ya)

Here's an autohotkey script what will make clicks on what ever your mouse is hovering over in three second intervals

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Sleep 10000

Loop
{
Click
Sleep 3000
}

Save this as somefilename.ahk

It will start by pausing for 10 seconds to give you time to get set.  then it will begin by clicks in 3 second intervals.
This will repeat until the script is stopped.  Might make for good clicking while sleeping since it pauses after a period of inactivity.

Don't have autohotkey you say?  Download it here

Oh and windows only

And in before cheaters suck. :P

You realize the game all runs in a browser with well-commented, non-obfuscated Javascript?

Hit F12. Go to the console and type

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candies.setNbrOwned(1000000000000)

Actually, for anyone interested in learning Javascript, this game has good source code. (I'd rather it use MVVM, but that's kinda magical if you don't already understand Javascript.)

[Faust]

How the fuck do I beat this dragon?

[Payne]

How the fuck do I beat this dragon?

Me too Brother Faust. Me too...

[Golden Applesauce]

Just kidding, Javascript has a... unique... number system:
candies.setNbrOwned(Infinity)
totally works.

note: having Infinity hit points interacts strangely with the GHO's who halve your HP, and it might make the fight with Yourself unwinnable.
edit2: confirmed, you can't win if vs. Yourself if you have infinity HP. But having NaN hitpoints doesn't seem to bother the hero at all.

[Faust]

How the fuck do I beat this dragon?

Me too Brother Faust. Me too...

I used the combination of invincibility, teleport, seed, health scrolls and potions (took four) which I had to google.
Then I made one attempt at hell and switched the game off

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

How the fuck do I beat this dragon?

Me too Brother Faust. Me too...

I used the combination of invincibility, teleport, seed, health scrolls and potions (took four) which I had to google.
Then I made one attempt at hell and switched the game off

D'oh!

[Bu🤠ns]

in case your clicky fingers get tired...or in the event you may need to get up and potty but don't want to stop eating the candy...(story of my life, i'm tellin ya)

Here's an autohotkey script what will make clicks on what ever your mouse is hovering over in three second intervals

Code Select Expand


Sleep 10000

Loop
{
Click
Sleep 3000
}

Save this as somefilename.ahk

It will start by pausing for 10 seconds to give you time to get set.  then it will begin by clicks in 3 second intervals.
This will repeat until the script is stopped.  Might make for good clicking while sleeping since it pauses after a period of inactivity.

Don't have autohotkey you say?  Download it here

Oh and windows only

And in before cheaters suck. :P

You realize the game all runs in a browser with well-commented, non-obfuscated Javascript?

Hit F12. Go to the console and type

Code Select Expand

candies.setNbrOwned(1000000000000)

Actually, for anyone interested in learning Javascript, this game has good source code. (I'd rather it use MVVM, but that's kinda magical if you don't already understand Javascript.)

Yeah--I saw this on reddit:

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javascript:candies.setNbrEaten(100000);candies.setCandiesPerSecond(10000000);lollipops.setNbrOwned(100000000);


And you just pop it into the address bar.  But when I did that and ate them all and tried to fight I found out that I was getting reduced the same proportion of hitpoints i had previous to eating all them.  So it seems like you're getting hit in terms of percent rather than a random static number. 

[The Johnny]

in case your clicky fingers get tired...or in the event you may need to get up and potty but don't want to stop eating the candy...(story of my life, i'm tellin ya)

Here's an autohotkey script what will make clicks on what ever your mouse is hovering over in three second intervals

Code Select Expand


Sleep 10000

Loop
{
Click
Sleep 3000
}

Save this as somefilename.ahk

It will start by pausing for 10 seconds to give you time to get set.  then it will begin by clicks in 3 second intervals.
This will repeat until the script is stopped.  Might make for good clicking while sleeping since it pauses after a period of inactivity.

Don't have autohotkey you say?  Download it here

Oh and windows only

And in before cheaters suck. :P

You realize the game all runs in a browser with well-commented, non-obfuscated Javascript?

Hit F12. Go to the console and type

Code Select Expand

candies.setNbrOwned(1000000000000)

Actually, for anyone interested in learning Javascript, this game has good source code. (I'd rather it use MVVM, but that's kinda magical if you don't already understand Javascript.)

Yeah--I saw this on reddit:

Code Select Expand


javascript:candies.setNbrEaten(100000);candies.setCandiesPerSecond(10000000);lollipops.setNbrOwned(100000000);


And you just pop it into the address bar.  But when I did that and ate them all and tried to fight I found out that I was getting reduced the same proportion of hitpoints i had previous to eating all them.  So it seems like you're getting hit in terms of percent rather than a random static number.

Ghosts hit for 50% of your health always, but i dont think the rest of the creatures scale.

Anyhow, anyone gone beyond Chuck Norris?

[Aucoq]

I'm at Developper's Moat (two after Chuck Norris). I have no idea how to beat it though.  Scratch that.  I just figured it out.

[The Johnny]

I'm at Developper's Moat (two after Chuck Norris). I have no idea how to beat it though.  Scratch that.  I just figured it out.

K, so you are at the computer; I've been there since yesterday and can't get through... not many times i manage to reach the developer at the end.

[P3nT4gR4m]

How the fuck do I beat this dragon?

Me too Brother Faust. Me too...

THIS!!!

Planning to leave the laptop on while away surfing then, monday night I eat all the candies and get twice as many hp as the dragon

[Aucoq]

I'm at Developper's Moat (two after Chuck Norris). I have no idea how to beat it though.  Scratch that.  I just figured it out.

K, so you are at the computer; I've been there since yesterday and can't get through... not many times i manage to reach the developer at the end.

I hear you.  It says you have to press a key to kill him, but I can't mash my keyboard fast enough to find it before he kills me. 

[The Johnny]

I'm at Developper's Moat (two after Chuck Norris). I have no idea how to beat it though.  Scratch that.  I just figured it out.

K, so you are at the computer; I've been there since yesterday and can't get through... not many times i manage to reach the developer at the end.

I hear you.  It says you have to press a key to kill him, but I can't mash my keyboard fast enough to find it before he kills me. 

I've been scourging the Internets, and supposedly it's the DEL key according to several sources... but for me it is not working, and believe me, I've spammed the key some spaces beforehand until i die but it doesn't work - I did notice he moves around a lot, so maybe you gotta get lucky with him being in front of you when you hit DEL.

OH BTW, giving the Sorceress 300k lollipops eventually you get an even return in candies after about 4 times.