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ACTUAL REALLY FOR REALS MEXICO ELECTION THREAD

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, May 07, 2013, 10:05:35 PM

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NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER FAKE MEXICO POLLS

TGRR: Second half of the joke
2 (18.2%)
QGP: Tentacles and cookies
4 (36.4%)
El Twid: Actual attempts at speaking Spanish
1 (9.1%)
EoC: The MEXICO you know
2 (18.2%)
LMNO: Handjobs for all
1 (9.1%)
Junkenstein: Former MEXICO election official
0 (0%)
Waffles: Will relocate MEXICO to Belgium
1 (9.1%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: May 12, 2013, 10:05:35 PM

Q. G. Pennyworth

You get one vote. You can change votes up until polls close on Sunday. Winner announced on Monday.

Junkenstein

This is much more like it.

I voted right. For EOC.

Because FUCK LIZARDS that's why. Make the right choice citizen!
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Tequilas y maracas, I no longer know which election is the true one, but as a champion of democracy, I say vote repeatedly and often. ¿It's muy fun, no?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

None of this changes the real result but it's a nice distraction while we finish the counting.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Okay, quitting now.  Taking my tanks and going home.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

It's called playing the sympathy vote. Ackbar. ACKBAR.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: El Twid on May 07, 2013, 10:17:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:16:52 PM
Okay, quitting now.  Taking my tanks and going home.

:?

Why bother, really?  It's now just an infinitely recursive joke rip off.  I'm done, you guys carry on.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:19:38 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 07, 2013, 10:17:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:16:52 PM
Okay, quitting now.  Taking my tanks and going home.

:?

Why bother, really?  It's now just an infinitely recursive joke rip off.  I'm done, you guys carry on.

Fair enough.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS