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DARE ME?

Started by LMNO, May 08, 2013, 05:06:53 PM

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Should I simply Mark All As Read?

Yes
10 (62.5%)
No
0 (0%)
Shit
1 (6.3%)
Fuck
4 (25%)
Damn
1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

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LMNO

May 08, 2013, 05:06:53 PM
I'm back from JazzFest. Good music, good food, good drinks.

Do I really need to read everything you spags vomited up over the last week?

tyrannosaurus vex

#1
May 08, 2013, 05:27:02 PM
Go ahead. There's no shame in it. I do it at least twice a day. It's perfectly natural for a man your age.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Payne

#2
May 08, 2013, 06:11:58 PM
I say yes. You can take a Pilltm for the aftereffects, available at any reputable pharmacy.

Cainad (dec.)

#3
May 08, 2013, 06:24:34 PM
THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO PUT ONE OVER ON YOU, ALPHAPANCE

A COUPLE DAYS AT JIZZFEST IS NO EXCUSE TO GO SLAPPING YOUR TUMESCENT HORRORSCHLONG ALL OVER THE FORUM


oh my fucking god i need to sleep, i'm so sorry

i voted for "shit" because SHIT

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
May 10, 2013, 01:00:08 AM
It's what Roger would have wanted, rest his soul.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

#5
May 10, 2013, 01:08:02 AM
YOU WILL BE FUCKED FOREVER.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#6
May 10, 2013, 01:45:39 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 08, 2013, 06:24:34 PM
THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO PUT ONE OVER ON YOU, ALPHAPANCE

A COUPLE DAYS AT JIZZFEST IS NO EXCUSE TO GO SLAPPING YOUR TUMESCENT HORRORSCHLONG ALL OVER THE FORUM


oh my fucking god i need to sleep, i'm so sorry

i voted for "shit" because SHIT

After getting a proper night's sleep, I feel obligated to redact this statement. It is clearly inappropriate.


I should have written WONDERSCHLONG, not horrorschlong. What the hell was I even thinking.

Freeky

#7
May 10, 2013, 07:00:31 AM
I saw the title and said YES



then I read the thread and said FUCK
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