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Started by Salty, May 09, 2013, 05:40:55 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
May 09, 2013, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 09, 2013, 06:45:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2013, 06:44:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 09, 2013, 06:43:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2013, 06:41:05 PM
"Sweating to the Holies™"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I'm gonna wear a sweatband and those 1980s gym shorts.  You know the ones.

OH SWEET JESUS.

And that's it.

I'M A MODEL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#16
May 09, 2013, 06:49:22 PM
Easiest 10% I've ever made.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
May 09, 2013, 06:50:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2013, 06:49:22 PM
Easiest 10% I've ever made.

Well, not really.  I insist that you review the product.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#18
May 09, 2013, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2013, 06:42:43 PM
I am having visions of me screaming into the camera, with a 20 piece chainsaw orchestra in the background.

"YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU, YOU BASEMENT-DWELLING PONY-FUCKER?

Save that for part two, where we can teach them how to master the "Reaching Roger" pose. This is something only for the truly serious.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
May 09, 2013, 06:52:00 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2013, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2013, 06:42:43 PM
I am having visions of me screaming into the camera, with a 20 piece chainsaw orchestra in the background.

"YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU, YOU BASEMENT-DWELLING PONY-FUCKER?

Save that for part two, where we can teach them how to master the "Reaching Roger" pose. This is something only for the truly serious.

That needs to go on lesson #2.  They can't buy lesson #2 if they do that first.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#20
May 09, 2013, 06:52:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2013, 06:50:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2013, 06:49:22 PM
Easiest 10% I've ever made.

Well, not really.  I insist that you review the product.

Review? I'll implement mass exercise in the yard. Korean prison reform style.

It shall be wonderful.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

#21
May 09, 2013, 07:10:45 PM
I think there are whole avenues for exploring and improving the body that are sensible, practical, and really old. Much of the bullshit stems from a lack of understanding, or willingness to understand, the scientific facts of the body and the universe generally.

People get lost in their bodies, lost in ecstasy, lost in stagnation, its easy to lose track of what's happening from the inside.

People have shrouded health in.mysticism for most of recorded history, and probably more so before then. Breath, if you sit in a cave and think about it on too few calories, surrounded  by death, disease, famine, can seem pretty fucking.magical. Hell, breath seems magical when you're sitting on a couch, high as shit, held in mystical rapture and first world freedom of time.

There are many positive benefits to these arts, mostly to do with stress reduction. They give you CONTROL over yourself. And when you are sick or in pain all you really want is control. You want to DO something that will make the pain go away, things that place this control.in hour own hands, even potentially, is typically beneficial. Even if the only result, WHICH IS IMPORTANT TO OVERALL HEALTH, is reduced cortisol levels.

But I hate the bullshit so much, so very much. It offends me personally. So I will find what I want, nix the rest, and make fun of these assholes as hard as I can.

Its therapeutic.


The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
May 09, 2013, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 09, 2013, 07:10:45 PM
Its therapeutic.

And it clears your aura.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#23
May 09, 2013, 07:12:07 PM
We could throw up a little site like this one. I could throw down some newage copy that would be totally at odds with Roger's Rogerness. Like that fake Justin Bieber/Slayer tour article.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
May 09, 2013, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 09, 2013, 07:12:07 PM
We could throw up a little site like this one. I could throw down some newage copy that would be totally at odds with Roger's Rogerness. Like that fake Justin Bieber/Slayer tour article.

Shit yeah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#25
May 09, 2013, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2013, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 09, 2013, 07:10:45 PM
Its therapeutic.

And it clears your aura.

Its clears my aura-HOLES all right.
You really gotta get in there.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#26
May 09, 2013, 07:16:18 PM
Hmm.

Auraholes,  web guide for Hate Management Enthusiasts.

Fit and Fold, Bending Your Space Time While You Touch Your Toes

The Motherfucking Light Of Mine, Dear God Please Don't Shine It Again.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
May 09, 2013, 07:18:03 PM
QuoteWeek One: June 15-21
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Early-bird registration deadline – August 26, 2013

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Daily Schedule: 12:00-6:00 pm

PRICING:
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I think I love this guy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#28
May 09, 2013, 07:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 09, 2013, 06:08:30 PM
None, if any bullshit free alternatives are available.

I'm just saying, if you can bullshit me into thinking I'm on morphine and I don't have to deal with the morphine withdrawal later, I'll totally accept that flavor of bullshit. Likewise, if you can bullshit me into cleaning my house that's probably going to be more effective than waiting for logic and reason to work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
May 09, 2013, 07:22:54 PM
Master Zink, having just successfully challenged every cow in the pasture, emerging victorious.



Having defeated the Bovine grand masters, Master Zink was forced to fight himself for the coveted Montana Cow Flop Grand Championship.  Knockout blow pictured below.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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