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So Cain walks into a bar full of FSB thugs...

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 09, 2013, 09:28:12 PM

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East Coast Hustle

May 09, 2013, 09:28:12 PM
and, upon finding himself in close-quarters combat with multiple assailants, attacks with such a witty rejoinder that the entire pack of goons is disarmed by laughing so hard that their jaws break and their teeth crack.

This is why the last part of a joke is known as the "punch line".
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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May 09, 2013, 09:29:14 PM
:rimshot:
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May 09, 2013, 09:39:40 PM
I'm sure I've mentioned I have in fact shared a number of (rather cheap) drinks with a group of MI5 thugs before now.

I rather hope the FSB have better taste.

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May 09, 2013, 09:44:05 PM
QuoteI'm sure I've mentioned I have in fact shared a number of (rather cheap) drinks with a group of MI5 thugs before now.

Ok, that sounds hilarious. Details?
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May 09, 2013, 09:44:59 PM
Nobody lets me bake cookies for the FBI  :cry:

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May 10, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 09:44:59 PM
Nobody lets me bake cookies for the FBI  :cry:

I wasn't even allowed to bake cookies with the Davenport PD. Don't feel too bad.
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