GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You need to watch yourself, Ma'am. We are RESPECTABLE PEOPLE and we don't HOLD with NONE of that PDA^! nonsense! I don't know what you were thinking but that's just not how we DO things here! If you're going to be playing kissy-face with your man friends out IN THE OPEN like that, then could you, I don't know . . . WARN PEOPLE?

Now we have people popping boners all over the place. JEEZ!




^!No sir! Not unless you're Nigel - and then it's not PDA so much as PDInnards.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

SHAMELESS...ROUNDHEELS...HUSSY!!!!! 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.

Chrome just crashed to protest my searching for cuttlefish mating pictures to refute your spurious accusations.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.

Chrome just crashed to protest my searching for cuttlefish mating pictures to refute your spurious accusations.

SO THERE! Even the internet won't put up with your shenanigans!! :P

[LMNO]

This is adorable³.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is adorable³.

Isn't it just kind of precious? And they're such pretty little things.

[P3nT4gR4m]

They spit at you. At 10 feet, their accuracy is pinpont.

[LMNO]

That just makes me love them more.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

They spit at you. At 10 feet, their accuracy is pinpont.

Not coincidentally, my favorite land animal is the llama.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Awww, thanks! Our favorite . . . um. Land . . . cephalopod-face is you!
           
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[Q. G. Pennyworth]