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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., May 16, 2013, 12:47:25 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

May 16, 2013, 12:47:25 AM

You need to watch yourself, Ma'am. We are RESPECTABLE PEOPLE and we don't HOLD with NONE of that PDA! nonsense! I don't know what you were thinking but that's just not how we DO things here! If you're going to be playing kissy-face with your man friends out IN THE OPEN like that, then could you, I don't know . . . WARN PEOPLE?

Now we have people popping boners all over the place. JEEZ!




!No sir! Not unless you're Nigel - and then it's not PDA so much as PDInnards.


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May 16, 2013, 12:57:39 AM
SHAMELESS...ROUNDHEELS...HUSSY!!!!!  :lulz:
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Q. G. Pennyworth

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May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#3
May 16, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

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May 16, 2013, 02:19:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.

Chrome just crashed to protest my searching for cuttlefish mating pictures to refute your spurious accusations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 16, 2013, 03:07:44 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 16, 2013, 03:10:53 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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May 16, 2013, 03:13:33 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 02:19:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.

Chrome just crashed to protest my searching for cuttlefish mating pictures to refute your spurious accusations.

SO THERE! Even the internet won't put up with your shenanigans!! :P
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LMNO

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May 16, 2013, 12:42:11 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 16, 2013, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 16, 2013, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 03:10:53 AM


This is adorable3.

Isn't it just kind of precious? And they're such pretty little things.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#10
May 16, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
They spit at you. At 10 feet, their accuracy is pinpont.

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#11
May 16, 2013, 08:18:24 PM
That just makes me love them more.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#12
May 16, 2013, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 16, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
They spit at you. At 10 feet, their accuracy is pinpont.

Not coincidentally, my favorite land animal is the llama.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#13
May 17, 2013, 12:26:33 AM
Awww, thanks! Our favorite . . . um. Land . . . cephalopod-face is you!
           
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May 17, 2013, 12:40:34 AM
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