Free Market Privileged Circumcision While Hopped Up on Magickle Drugs Thread

[Salty]

The best sigil charging is done by masturbating using someone else's foreskin.  It's better if it is still attached, but a pot of infant foreskins works in a pinch.  Just make sure they are fresh,  spoiled foreskins will spoil your hex.

This is probably the best thing I've read all day.

That's terrible.

[Jez]

I don't know how you can talk about all of this when you know (you know), I can't get it up unless my foreskins are free-range, organic and vegan.

[Telarus]

Goddess, this thread is fascinating.

[Left]

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/10/oprah-skin-cream-foreskin-protest_n_3053871.html

The name of the organization that protested Oprah's prepuce paste?
It's abbreviated to CAN-FAP...

[trippinprincezz13]

If only we dismantled the government, society would break down into smaller, self-regulated communities where people would support each other. There'd be no cancer, as by then, we'd all be plugging marijuana and when we got hungry, the cattle would naturally wander into the settlements and cook us vegan meals.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Without government, there would be no aggression, so we could go back to living in perfect harmony with nature. Everyone knows the only reason wild animals attacked people in the past was that they were releasing negative energy. That's why there are so few human remains before the beginning of civilization: we lived basically forever back then. Sometimes they would leave the Earth by projecting themselves onto the Astral plane and hitching a ride on a passing comet, using the momentum to slingshot their physical bodies off the Earth and carrying them into space to explore other planets. We lost that knowledge because men invented aggression by cutting into the ground to plant food.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I want to abolish government, but I also want to keep the road system that brings food to my city.  I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.

[Left]

I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.

I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.

I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.

The invisible hand is giving a very poor handjob. I am still unexcited about work.

[Left]

I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.

I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.

The invisible hand is giving a very poor handjob. I am still unexcited about work.

I'm just unexcited about what I get paid, because I can barely make ends meet on it.
My job itself is pretty pleasant. Free coffee, occasional chances to score free food too, air conditioning, indoor plumbing.