Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. 

Who knows

When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. 

Who knows

When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.

Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. 

Who knows

When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.

Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.

I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.

Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.

Which gives me an idea for a poem series.

Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

That poem needs to be on a dating site profile. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Nigel, this is why you're so fucking awesome

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[LMNO]

I fapped.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. 

Who knows

When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.

Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.

I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.

Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.

Which gives me an idea for a poem series.

Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.

Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop

[Junkenstein]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXciBKcfQ8

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. 

Who knows

When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.

Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.

I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.

Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.

Which gives me an idea for a poem series.

Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.

Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop

Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked

Baby, you're a squirter?

Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads!

[Doktor Howl]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. 

Who knows

When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.

Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.

I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.

Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.

Which gives me an idea for a poem series.

Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.

Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop

Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked

Baby, you're a squirter?

Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads.

Sitting frustrated
was not quite up to the job
Forgot my Ensure

or

There once was a time
When the air compressor was
Not necessary

[LMNO]

There once was a time
When the air compressor was
Not necessary

THIS ONE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not convinced that he's not.  Junkies always lie.

Good point. I don't know how many times we went over that with Lys.

Um...Constantly?

I remember him posting that he'd lost a couple of teeth, but he had it under control.  The next day he said he'd never done meth.  Then he had.

Then he imploded and disappeared.

Yeah, I remember him posting both that he HAD lost teeth, and that he was one of the lucky ones whose teeth never got fucked up. 

Who knows

When people are on that shit they're all over the fucking place. I mostly remember Lys posting all these pics of himself with meth whores and assuming for some reason that everyone was super jealous of all the mad pussy he was getting.

Oh, yeah, that was during his "I'm KNOCKING THE BOTTOM OUT OF TEEN PUSSY" phase, IIRC.

I think that some people, usually young ones, think that anyone who has sex talks about it, constantly, so everyone who isn't constantly talking about it must not be getting laid.

Or maybe they're just so horrified at the idea that us old fuckers get laid on the regular that they tell themselves that, so they can cognitively avoid the grotesque reality of people with stretch marks and gray body hair getting dirty diggity with each other three or four times a week.

Which gives me an idea for a poem series.

Under a receding hairline
His blue eyes charm me
gazing up to meet mine
gray moustache mingling
with my silver pubic hair.

Huffing and wheezing
Does anyone want to know?
Go and grab a mop

Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked

Baby, you're a squirter?

Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads.

Sitting frustrated
was not quite up to the job
Forgot my Ensure

or

There once was a time
When the air compressor was
Not necessary

BOTH OF THESE!