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RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK

relax???

How can I relax???
I NEED MY DRUG THREAD!!!
GOTTA POST! 
One more post will convince him!  JUST...ONE...MORE!!

I'm an addict!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK

relax???

How can I relax???
I NEED MY DRUG THREAD!!!
GOTTA POST! 
One more post will convince him!  JUST...ONE...MORE!!

I'm an addict!

I gave up actually debating with him about 3 years ago now.   

[The Johnny]

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

[The Good Reverend Roger]

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".

Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".

Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.

You weren't paying attention, then.

Ask Freeky about her automated boyfriend.  Dok ain't right.  Not right at all.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".

Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.

You weren't paying attention, then.

Ask Freeky about her automated boyfriend.  Dok ain't right.  Not right at all.

I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all. We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.

Oh, I don't know about THAT.  It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.

We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .

True, true.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.

Oh, I don't know about THAT.  It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.

We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .

True, true.

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.

[Doktor Howl]

I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.

Oh, I don't know about THAT.  It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.

We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .

True, true.

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.

Well, okay...But if YOU get a flying car, EVERYONE gets a flying car.  And these bastards can't deal with TWO dimensions.

Hell, they can't even deal with 4 wheels.  There's NO HOPE AT ALL if we throw ground effect vehicles into the mix.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drug thread began to take hold.
   
[ Duke ]I remember saying something like:     

I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should type.

- Hmm ? - Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...

and the sky was full ofwhat looked like huge MPPs...

[Butthurt Screeching ]- all swooping and screeching and diving around the thread.

- And a voice was screaming:- Holy Jesus, 200 pages?

[Left]

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.

I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.

I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.

Yes, but I don't DO drugs. I do drug THREADS. Drugs are entirely superfluous at this point.