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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 08:04:11 PM
... :eek:

RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK
relax???

How can I relax???
I NEED MY DRUG THREAD!!!
GOTTA POST! 
One more post will convince him!  JUST...ONE...MORE!!
:aaa:
I'm an addict!
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 08:47:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 08:04:11 PM
... :eek:

RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK
relax???

How can I relax???
I NEED MY DRUG THREAD!!!
GOTTA POST! 
One more post will convince him!  JUST...ONE...MORE!!
:aaa:
I'm an addict!

I gave up actually debating with him about 3 years ago now.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".

Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:53:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".

Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.

You weren't paying attention, then.

Ask Freeky about her automated boyfriend.  Dok ain't right.  Not right at all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:54:49 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:53:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*

I have given both up.

Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.

So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.

I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.

That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".

Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.

You weren't paying attention, then.

Ask Freeky about her automated boyfriend.  Dok ain't right.  Not right at all.

I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all. We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 10:08:24 PM
I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.

Oh, I don't know about THAT.  It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.

Quote
We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .

True, true.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 10:11:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 10:08:24 PM
I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.

Oh, I don't know about THAT.  It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.

Quote
We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .

True, true.

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 10:11:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 10:08:24 PM
I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.

Oh, I don't know about THAT.  It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.

Quote
We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .

True, true.

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.

Well, okay...But if YOU get a flying car, EVERYONE gets a flying car.  And these bastards can't deal with TWO dimensions.

Hell, they can't even deal with 4 wheels.  There's NO HOPE AT ALL if we throw ground effect vehicles into the mix.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 07:58:44 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drug thread began to take hold.
   
[ Duke ]I remember saying something like:     

I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should type.

- Hmm ? - Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...

and the sky was full ofwhat looked like huge MPPs...

[Butthurt Screeching ]- all swooping and screeching and diving around the thread.

- And a voice was screaming:- Holy Jesus, 200 pages?

:potd:
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 11:41:31 PM

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.
I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on May 21, 2013, 06:25:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 11:41:31 PM

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.
I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.

Yes, but I don't DO drugs. I do drug THREADS. Drugs are entirely superfluous at this point.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.