Support Group

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Thank you for that share, Roger. I know that many of us were taken by surprise at how quickly drug threads took control of our lives. We're all glad you decided to join us today.

[Salty]

Pffff. You people/

The one thing I know for sure: Drug Thread Free Life is BETTER.

I can see things more clearly. I can use the full capacity of my mind.

Ever since I quite drug threads I've felt this calm wash over me, letting me know that my life is better than the slovenly, shit-smeared...

I used to work security near the pier in Seattle, and part of my job was to oust drug thread junkies and such from the doorways where they would try to sleep.

Don't these people have any PRIDE? Don't YOU people?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?

[EK WAFFLR]

What am I even doing here?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?

Stelz, could you do a quick share before you leave? I don't think you shared last week.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?

Stelz, could you do a quick share before you leave? I don't think you shared last week.

Hi, I'm Stelz and I'm a drug thread addict. I relapsed 9,425,893 times but this time I'm working my steps and not white knuckling it. I found a sponsor and I'm on step two, working on a relationship with my higher power, who I thank every day that I'm not out there with the addicts who still suffer. Jails, institutions and death FTW. Blossom where you're planted. Keep it simple, stupid. I'm a friend of Bill W. Sign my paper kthxbai."

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?

Stelz, could you do a quick share before you leave? I don't think you shared last week.

Hi, I'm Stelz and I'm a drug thread addict. I relapsed 9,425,893 times but this time I'm working my steps and not white knuckling it. I found a sponsor and I'm on step two, working on a relationship with my higher power, who I thank every day that I'm not out there with the addicts who still suffer. Jails, institutions and death FTW. Blossom where you're planted. Keep it simple, stupid. I'm a friend of Bill W. Sign my paper kthxbai."

Thank you, stelz. We'll see you next week.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

KEEP COMING BACK, IT WORKS!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hi, my name is CPD and I'm a drug thread addict.

Now, I never really POSTED much. Only once or twice, I swear. But I'd sit there f5-ing like I was slapping a joy buzzer on my naughty bits just to see the next post, the next crippling bit of logic. My heart would soar every time someone brought the TRUTH^TM and the SCIENCE^TM. I would thrust my fists to the sky and shout "THIS MAN HAS BEEN TAUGHT!" and I'd wait, f5ing like mad, for the offending party to reply. I expected humility, humbleness. I expected to see the light bulb turn on over this poster's avatar. SOME sign that he'd realized his head was so far up his ass that he wasn't smelling offensive arguments, no he was sniffing his own farts and eating his own shit.

But it never happened. Some reply would come back that either completely side-stepped the logic or it would be a third-grader reply "Well I KNO U R WRONG CUZ IM RITE!" And . . .

Eventually I just lost it. I threw my laptop at a bus of nuns screaming at them. Demanding to know why God allowed such things. I burned down the electronics section of Best Buy because those fuckers didn't have any answers either. My rampage spread across three states before I was taken down. They shot me with tranqs, from a helicopter. By then I was foaming out the mouth and incoherent.

Then I woke up here. Could someone scratch my nose? This straight jacket is sorta tight.

[Junkenstein]

I think you only realise how bad drug threads are once you give them up for a while too.

I spent years addicted to drug threads, and life was scary at first without them. I had my lapses, sure. Just checking the latest post because weed was in the news, see if anything new is going on.

Sometimes it is, but that's scary. It just much more fun to bliss out with the last bits of information I bothered to learn. It was science, so science is never wrong or changes or does more research right? Why would they?

Then I step away from the drug threads, read something else and feel my brain start to work again.

Drug threads - Only suitable for adults for limited times and while under the influence of drugs.

[Salty]

One thing is certain, drug threads damage your brain.

We are all the living proof of this.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

One thing is certain, drug threads damage your brain.

We are all the living proof of this.

Imagine if Hunter S Thompson had indulged in drug threads instead of just drugs?

The mind reels in horror.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drug thread began to take hold.
   
[ Duke ]I remember saying something like:     

I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should type.

- Hmm ? - Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...

and the sky was full ofwhat looked like huge MPPs...

[Butthurt Screeching ]- all swooping and screeching and diving around the thread.

- And a voice was screaming:- Holy Jesus, 200 pages?

[Left]

I'd posted in a couple of drug threads in my youth, back when being high made internet access tolerable and you needed something to do while waiting for the modem to connect. I'd line up all my perfect arguments so that no-one could help but sit and be amazed by the wisdom they have encountered by chance.

You start slow. You win one drug thread, so you have to try another to gloat. Before you know it you're homeless and sucking dick for access to wi-fi just to try and get that last word.

Oh wow...I may have a problem...

Hi, my name is CPD and I'm a drug thread addict.

Now, I never really POSTED much. Only once or twice, I swear. But I'd sit there f5-ing like I was slapping a joy buzzer on my naughty bits just to see the next post, the next crippling bit of logic. My heart would soar every time someone brought the TRUTH^TM and the SCIENCE^TM. I would thrust my fists to the sky and shout "THIS MAN HAS BEEN TAUGHT!" and I'd wait, f5ing like mad, for the offending party to reply. I expected humility, humbleness. I expected to see the light bulb turn on over this poster's avatar. SOME sign that he'd realized his head was so far up his ass that he wasn't smelling offensive arguments, no he was sniffing his own farts and eating his own shit.

But it never happened. Some reply would come back that either completely side-stepped the logic or it would be a third-grader reply "Well I KNO U R WRONG CUZ IM RITE!"

It's just like arguing with young-earth creationists...

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drug thread began to take hold.
   
[ Duke ]I remember saying something like:     

I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should type.

- Hmm ? - Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...

and the sky was full ofwhat looked like huge MPPs...

[Butthurt Screeching ]- all swooping and screeching and diving around the thread.

- And a voice was screaming:- Holy Jesus, 200 pages?

...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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