I'm done. I'm out. I don't want to be part of it anymore.
YOU'RE to blame, you insipid, flavourless rectal warts.
EVERY time I post a QUESTION on THAT SITE, I GET LIKES.
Every time I post good material, I get LIKES.
Every time I post something vaguely amusing, I get dozens of comments.
I'm moving to the desert (or glacier as we call it here) to live as a hermit and SHOUT BILE ALL OVER IT UNTIL IT FUCKING MELTS.
THEN, I'll come to your TOWNS to SHIT ALL OVER THEM with EXTREME PREJUDICE.
Fuck you.
Or Kill Everyone.